forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

Cronching intensifies

Those were the same castmates who got bored and decided to set up shuffleboard in the halls.
Using duct tape, a broom, and someone's chromebook case.

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

Two of my classmates: Practicing their audition dance at vastly different skill levels
Me: You look like my last two brain cells when I'm trying to study for finals.

Down the hall:
Person A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
B: JOHN! NO!
A: getting swept away in the crowd
B: WILSONNNNNNNNN! WILSON I'M SORRY!

queue "I go to public school" meme

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

(I’m really scared of what was going on during that)

APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

History Teacher: "IT'S LIFE, PEOPLE! WELCOME TO IT!"

My classmate: "I like chicken!"

"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

I love these

My APUSH teacher is a whole meme

“Your face is 100 bucks”
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_{(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)}

“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

“Father, this is an intervention. You need to stop vaping. I’m taking your vape.”
“That’s my inhaler.”

“Your face is 100 bucks”
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_{(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)}

Spoiler - click to show.

during indoor recess, teacher walks into the room Boy in my class: [homeroom teacher’s name], can you be a pr-st-t-te if you’re a guy? Teacher: WHAT?!

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“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

“Hey Siri, how many people have died during school this year?”

“Your face is 100 bucks”
———
_{(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)}

Spoiler - click to show.

during indoor recess, teacher walks into the room Boy in my class: [homeroom teacher’s name], can you be a pr-st-t-te if you’re a guy? Teacher: WHAT?!

———

“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

Spoiler - click to show.

someone tell him it's called being an escort

_{again this one is a little…uhh…sexual. I think}

_{so spoiler again ((what the heck [girl who said this]))}

Honestly interesting.

lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"

• A drama club guy during a game of Bus Stop.

lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them

lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them

still

Anyway it’s my thread so I was just suggesting u know

Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"

• A drama club guy during a game of Bus Stop.

I PLAY BUS STOP TOO!

“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”

“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”

Someone make this an incorrect quote cuz’ it would be hilarious

singing time by nf during bus stop
person leaves
"WAIT I CAN DO NO EXCUSES TOO!"
-What I would've said.

What I actually said:
"AND YOU SAY YOU HATE ME AND WE GO TO BED ANGRY…"

"MY CAR'S NAME IS CHURROS!" -me

“There’s a demon in my liver”