"Yeah, while you were making out." Kameo made his voice high-pitched and pretended to swoon, "Oh Lucian, kiss me because I feel bad!" he made his voice deeper, "Of course, darling, I love you too, and I care about you a lot, more than I care about the boy who's been bleeding for hours, but I'm finally operating on him."
(Who was banging on the ship? Oml, I took it the wrong way…)
(AHAHAHAHA)
(pfft I'm laughing so hard and my family is judging me)
“I didn’t not say any of those words. You are so bloody lucky that you’re hurt, I would kick your ungrateful ass,” Lucian hissed, stepping away from the cot. He walked out of the infirmary, seething with frustration.
"Why don't you? It could do us all a favor. Do it Lucian, kick my ass, I can't wait." Kameo yelled at him.
Joanna frowned when she heard thumping. Who was banging on the ship? "Hey!" She shouted. "Could you possibly not take it out on the ship? Cap prefers it in one piece."
Ryan responded by kicking the wall by his door as hard as he could. Stupid captain prefers her ship over her crew mates. He grumbled. But…I'm not really part of the crew am I? What am I even doing here? I should have gone to see Naomi… He whacked himself in the forehead and kicked the wall again at the same. You're the stupid one, you jerk! The captain doesn't even know you! No one here knows you, except Joanna and that girl Cicada. Cicada hates me, so all I have here is Joanna. But the stupid idiot I am, I didn't tell her what was wrong when she asked!
(Ooh beef)
(Poor Lucian is so overworked lmao)
It's really too bad. Maybe I should throw myself off the ship. Nothing's here for me anyway. Kameo pulled out a piece of paper from a drawer, writing down an apology letter.
Dear Andromeda crew.
I want you all to know that it's not any of your guys' fault. It's mine. And I love all of you. Even Lucian. (he can be a goddamn pain in the ass sometimes) Don't let Captain drink and don't let Morrigan hurt herself, I'll be in a better place now.
(Do you want Jo Jo to go find Ryan?)
(KAM KAM!!!)
(yeah Ryan has a neutral relationship with most of the crew except he doesn't like Cicada and he considers Joanna to be his best friend…which is kind of sad considering that they aren't that close)
KAM DONT YOU DARE)
Lucian walked into his office, collapsing into his desk chair. Was this the bloody thanks he got?
(K.)
As another thump sounded Joanna walked out into the hall. She knocked on the door to the room she guessed the thumping was coming from. "Hey, who's in there?"
(KAMEO SWEETIE NO)
(I SWEAR TO GOD KAM NO SOMEONE FIND HIM)
He stuffed the piece of paper in his pocket and sat up on the bed.
"An angry, stupid piece of s***. That's who." Ryan grumbled, not opening the door but not bothering to lock it.
Joanna opened the door. Ryan was standing face against the wall (Is that right?). "Ryan, are you okay?"
Maybe he should say goodbye in person. But how? No, no. It wouldn't go well. Maybe he could get Lucian all riled up so Lucian would push him overboard instead? No, as annoying as Kameo could be, he wasn't sure that he could get Lucian to murder him.
(yeah that's right)
"Does it look like I'm freaking okay?!" He yelled, trying to figure out if he was angry or depressed. Maybe both.
(Lmao let’s not do that Kam)
(yeah that's right)
"Does it look like I'm freaking okay?!" He yelled, trying to figure out if he was angry or depressed. Maybe both.
"No, you've been crying." She walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Do you need to talk?" She asked, hoping she wouldn't come off as nosy.
Kameo decided that just a simple jump would be good. He wobbled to the edge of the ship, staring at the crashing waves below. Or maybe he could ingest one of his poisons first? Then it would be painless. Kameo wobbled to his lab, grabbing the quick, painless death poison before he made his way back to the edge of the ship.
Ryan nodded, then paused and shook his head. He leaned back, sighing. I'm so pitiful…. "I'm not sure."
(I have to go soon so if I disappear that's why)
Ryan nodded, then paused and shook his head. He leaned back, sighing. I'm so pitiful…. "I'm not sure."
(I have to go soon so if I disappear that's why)
(K)
She nodded. "Okay. I'm here if you need to."
"Right." His voice had dropped down to a whisper, the anger suddenly vanishing.
(bye!)
Kameo uncorked the poison, ready to drink it.
(goodbye Kam)
(SOMEONE STOP HIM DONT)
(ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THIS?!)