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Started May 12, 2019 by Deleted user

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Why Koalas? They literally do nothing.

Aren't you thinking drop-bears?

And I like the sense of danger. it gives me comfort, just don't ask why.

They can rip your face off. Like literally.

Are you talking about Drop Bears? That's a myth.

They eat the poison that literally kills them (they aren't developed to eat the leaves they do)
They'll claw your face off.
They're idiots.

Eh, I just watch where I stick my face then. lol

Someone from Australia had told me they could, I wasn't going to doubt them until I was proven wrong. You know, because I really don't want my face teared off… but hey, if they ain't, they ain't!

At least koalas are cute
Spiders on the other hand-

At least koalas are cute
Spiders on the other hand-

This is true. (Really wants to evacuate and burn australia.)

That's true, but NUH UH Spiders are a

BIG

No from me

Spiders are the spawn of Satan and no one can change my opinion on that.

I- nvm… ^

Someone from Australia had told me they could, I wasn't going to doubt them until I was proven wrong. You know, because I really don't want my face teared off… but hey, if they ain't, they ain't!

AHAHAHAHA! Okay, the fact they're a local clears things up. Yeah, they probably told you the "rip your face off" thing, because the locals like to mess with people with the whole "koalas are dangerous, and watch out for Drop Bears, vicious, meat eating koalas."

Spiders are the spawn of Satan and no one can change my opinion on that.

and ducks

AHHHH That makes sense. I'm assuming your BF did it to you too? :P

Nope!

Oh really, heh from what I could tell, I feel like he would :PP

Ducks are so cute tho

Spiders are the spawn of Satan and no one can change my opinion on that.

My Bf had a pet tarantula, but then he lost it in his house and I'm sad I won't get to meet it. Then he has two pet snakes living in his basement, one of wich has an extremely long name that I can only remember the last one, which was "Esquire"….

Oh really, heh from what I could tell, I feel like he would :PP

I'm really surprised that he never tried it, to be honest.

Oh okay, so it's a mutual thing XD

Spiders are the spawn of Satan and no one can change my opinion on that.

My Bf had a pet tarantula, but then he lost it in his house and I'm sad I won't get to meet it. Then he has two pet snakes living in his basement, one of wich has an extremely long name that I can only remember the last one, which was "Esquire"….

I would literally die if that happened. My friend has one, and I was terrified it ould get out and crawl on me… if it ever happens, I'm literally never going in her house.
But I like snakes- snakes are awesome.

Okay, but snakes are the literal spawn of Satan just FYI.

Ducks are so cute tho

NO AND I'M NOT CONVINCED YOU'VE EVER SEEN A DUCK

BOOPLE SNOOTS!!!!

I can't even kill a cockroach without spazzing. That's why I'm moving back to Alaska as soon as I can. I'd rather take on the cold, grizzlies, and wolves than a freaking spider.

BOOPLE SNOOTS!!!!

Rabbits? Only asking because I have been calling my dog a booplesnoot for as long as I can remember…..

I can't even kill a cockroach without spazzing. That's why I'm moving back to Alaska as soon as I can. I'd rather take on the cold, grizzlies, and wolves than a freaking spider.

Can I join you? But maybe in the yukon instead because (I'm sorry) America is kinda stupid?

I'm American and I agree. Just gonna sit at that.