forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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NeOhOiMiNoI

JONGLE TITS JONGLE TITS,MOTORBOAT ALL THE WAY. BIG OR SMALL, SHORT OR TALL, DA DA DA DA DAAAAA!(we're working on it)

(Quote from a video)
NO NO NO YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!! THROW THE BEGGARS OUT OF THE BOAT, AND LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM!!!!!

"You know I wonder how Mrs Hooper-Le–"
"Sssssssshhhhh. We don't speak that name anymore."

JESUS CHRIST ITS JESUS CHRIST

(Was she really now?? XD)

(She was doing dares that were based off of books, and people kept asking if she would draw their OCs. So she's like, 'Sure! Just go to www dot dragonsheep dot NO!! Or got to (something else that I forgot)' and then she did the boat thing, while standing in a cardboard box with The SS NO written on the side. She used an oar to move across her kitchen floor, but it looked like she was wacking the box.)

WHY DO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WANT TO FUCK BIRDS?!?!?!?
-screech from the parakeet in the back or my Biology class-

chanting DEATH BY BOOTS DEATH BY BOOTS

IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP, I WILL TURN THIS LIME AROUND!

Banana. Flavored. Dildos
Why?
We already call bananas dildos here,just gotta upgrade it ya know?
Are you sure that's an upgrade?
YES

precisely 27 scrunchies. no more, no less.

and also, to the tune of jumpsuit by twenty one pilots: BOX CHEESE BOX CHEESE COVER ME

I’m smoking nucleotides, you got an issue?

I watch FRIENDS

I speak Afghanistan

Where are your pants?????!!!!!

Yee

"I am pregnant with baby Jesus."

"God is dead because I killed him. -Greg, 2018"
"So THAT'S why he's an atheist!"

{This is sexual, but nothing was actually going down lol, it's hard to explain– My friends are weird when we're together. I don't know how else to explain this lol}

NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY HOOKING UP OR DOING THE THING MENTIONED IN THE JOKE, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN LOL

OOF

I KNOW, TO EXPLAIN IT I WOULD HAVE TO WRITE LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS LOL

LEBRON!!!!!!!

SMASH THOSE VEGETABLES LIKE THEYRE YOUR WORST ENEMIES!