forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I am extremely proportional!"-Me

"My legs are the size of trees. I'm a f*cking giant." -Me

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"Every time you cuss, lightning with strike you."

"F*ck."

"CHIKOW!!" chops hand down in imitation of lightning.

Friend: "You got ink all over my hands!"
Me: "Was the ink white?" Smirks

“Sir, with all due respect, we won’t be able to swim 10 100s at the same speed we’d race 1 whether or not you give us 3 inch titty fins.”

"I'm adopting you as my father."
"I don't think that's how it works."

“Stop skateboarding away from me and take those keys off of your ear you dumbass.”

Also, this isn't a quote, but we have an alto sax freshman named Max and the band kids call him Maxophone.

I love that

"So, how's No Nut November going?"
"Pretty good! Well, except for having cashews as a snack yesterday…"
"Those must've been some pretty good cashews."

• A conversation I heard in math class

"Writers are lucky that No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month, if you focus really well you can win both."

"Writers are lucky that No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month, if you focus really well you can win both."

snorts

"There's a pen in your ear!"
"It's on my ear, not in it."

'how is she racist just because she doesn't like avos?'

"cheese flavored grapes, the name for my new illegal chip line"
"Mrs m looks like Fiona let herself go after the kids"
"IM WRITING A LOVE STORY ABOUT CHIPS"
(heres a small bit) "for i was not aware, of such beauty inside her ruffles, layers with cracks of saltyness, for she was just a chip"
I and my friend havent talked since Wednesday afternoon so we had a riot in 1st hour
ill type her chip story here if u guys want

"Should I stay up all night watching the newest season of the lesbian princesses?
No.
Am I going to do it anyway?
Obviously."

(I´m gonna do my best to translate those…)
POOP FACE!
-That one kid who started to scream in the middle of the class…

YA´LL HAVE YOUR 2D WAIFUS AND I GOT A STOOL!
-The same kid, now older, who then proceeded to hug the stool

Teacher, can a human turn into two if you cut it in half?
-A random girl back in 9th grade…

What if I burn someone? What if I burn down the school? What if I desintegrade?
-A poor girl panicking at math class followed by a guy telling her who to burn and how to burn the school.

He must be on his batcave…
-A guy refering to the janitor

IMMA CREATE A KEVIN-EATING DRAGON
IMMA LEAVE KEVIN IN THE FOREST AND SACRIFICE HIM TO SLENDERMAN
IMMA DISECT A HUMAN AND SEW THEIR EYES INTO MINE!
-All by the same girl, who for some reason liked to bite my notebooks…

Old people fly… I´M PICCOLO!
-A poor kid with issues…

I´M GONNA PURGE YOU NICOLE!
-This one girl on english class…

So do you worship Will Smith?
-Another girl, this time on social studies class…

See you on vacation guys!
-This one girl after finishing our last test of the year, context: if you fail certain amount of tests you are going to school on vacation to raise your grades…

Who gave her political power?
-A poor tired guy after the teacher leaved this one girl as the unofficial class president, who guess what? gets high on candy…

I think those candies are drugs…
-This another tired girl after having the same candies as the last girl…

I´M PINKY WENDY!
-The candy girl

GUYS THE CHIP STORY WILL BE POSTED BY THE WRITER ON HERE YEE SHES GETTING NOTEBOOK

GUYS THE CHIP STORY WILL BE POSTED BY THE WRITER ON HERE YEE SHES GETTING NOTEBOOK

she wants to know if y'all would buy her brand of chips (we have talked about this
we specifically sell to potheads because the flavors are kind of weird like cheese burger and big big goldfish or gayfish our motto is "if y'all high u wanna buy"

"I'm NOT a muchaca!"
I probably didn't spll that right. I don't know Spanish lol

Also, this isn't a quote, but we have an alto sax freshman named Max and the band kids call him Maxophone.

I love that

My old band teacher has his Masters in Trombone, so the other guys in the section called him the Master Boner.

My friend on boomers: "It's not an age, it's a mindset"

my government teacher just forgot the word "stylist"…

"Our military is bigger now. They don't need you"
"WELL NOW I'M GONNA JOIN THE MILITARY"

"yeah I have more muscles than you because I'm Latino"

"You could just be transgender and pay less"
"ooh yeah I'm girl now"
"…"
"I don't even have a penis anymore"

government is a fun class

"Ice? Ice. I believe in ice."

"What's your role?"
"Kavaugh"
"Oh he's a tough cookie"

Kid 1: "You're a Republican"
Kid 2, after asking Kid 1 what he was: "No I'm a Democrat"
Kid 3: "Oh, we're gonna have issues"
Kid 1: "What do you believe in?"
Kid 2: "Obama" beats chest like tarzan
Kid 1: "You literally just said you don't believe in obamacare"

YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

chip hookers

YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

A fan fiction but it’s ASMR with a real chip.

(it was a teacher not a student but it was gold ok how can i not share it-)

our male sub for our teacher shelly: hi! nice to meet you, call me shelly!