forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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(I said this while high on sugar, so yeah-)

I just imagine you saying this with Fun-Dip powder on the sides of your nose, your tongue a mishmash of colors, and with really small pupils.

(I mean… You aren't wrong-)

(I said this while high on sugar, so yeah-)

I just imagine you saying this with Fun-Dip powder on the sides of your nose, your tongue a mishmash of colors, and with really small pupils.

(I mean… You aren't wrong-)

(that's a mood my dude)

"It's not hard, but it certainly is challenging!"

"One time I had a dream where my friends and I were having a sleepover in a gym inside of a bank when this dude walked in with a gun and shot some of my friends, then it cut to a scene identical to last one except there were less people and I got shot and I don't know how i knew what getting shot felt like, but it didnt hurt at first, it was just burning hot and pulsing, then it cut back to that scene and when I saw the guy come into the bank, I led my friends outside and right before I woke up I saw the guy, and that basically represents the majority if my anxiety."

"Well… i'm homeless…" -classmate who was being serious about the whole thing
"Lol," -one of her friends

Genuinely thinking "smuffled" is a word, just not the one he was looking for
"Maybe if you READ you wouldn't think smuffled is a word!"
"Reading is for people who care about finding the right word!"

Mosquitoes sing in 3 octaves. I'm impressed.
(this makes sense in context I promise)

"No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month and that's not a coincedence."

Cornwallis will rule.

Cornwallis will rule.

T I T T Y
M I T T Y

APUSH teacher: The South wasn't happy with all of the canals in the North-
Student: Does the South like anything?
APUSH teacher:…….slavery?

It's a dysentery world

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

"I was going to say 'I'm converting to Anglicanism but then I realized it hadn't been invented yet…"

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

We're just get-get-gettin' along!

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

We're just get-get-gettin' along!

Why is everyone in the kingdom white????

"I think you might be asexual."
"HOW KIND OF YOU TO NOTICE"

a whole ass mood lmao ^

True true

"a worm but bigger and it has teeth"

Jr high kids wearing big Christmas shoe box things
"no junior highers allowed in here"
"Were not junior highers were boxes"
"Mood"

“TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. WHEN YOU DO THAT YOUR PUTTING ON A SHOW AND DISRUPTING THIS CLASS DO YOU HEAR ME? I CANNOY BELIEVE HOW YOI DISRESPECT MY CLASS TIME. DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT? NO! SO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!”

"I may be a dumbass, but I don't walk down the steps with my hands in my pockets."

“Wait? He was naked and asleep and the married lady came and in watched him sleep? That’s called creepy and perverted.”
“Zoë. He was not naked. He had underwear.”
“What?”
“Ya know. Tighty whiteys. Long johns.”

"you know what I really don't appreciate when you're a slut"
"I'm literally the least slutty person in the school"
"I know"

"Get moist paper"

"Aw you're not making jokes about how you're family doesn't love you"
"My family doesn't hate me. They love me they just have a weird way of showing it. The just treat me like shit. Thanks for reminding me that no one in my household loves me."
"I love you"
"YOU ARENT IN MY HOYSEHOLD"
"I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND LOVE YOU"

"make like your liver and stop existing!"

"Streeeeetch and squish"

"ew stop linking arms with your boyfriend"
"He's not your boyfriend"
"Well then I'll be your boyfriend" is girl links arms with friend
~then there was some dialogue that I don't remember~
"Well you're single so shut up"
"Well I'm aromantic so fuck off"

"That acko tacko moment when you just… Stop dealing with everyone's bullshit and punch someone in the face."