forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“GIVE ME MY DODECAHEDRON OR I WILL KILL YOU”

"Maybe that's why he's an atheist. Because he killed God. So he's like 'God is dead because I killed him'"

WHY ARE YOU SO SQUISHY~my equally gay friend while poking my butt

"Errudart a eravorp a odifs it"

In a bad British accent "Mind if I take a gander at your knockers?"

me: it's too bright outside and I'm tired please close the blinds
my bio teacher: what are you emo or something?

why yes i am

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo

"James Rachels has a great thought experiment. It's one of my favorites because it involves killing children!"

"Look up intresting heads."

"don't worry, death's been working overtime, i won't be the next to go"

"Gay culture is teasing your S/O for being a sap."

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo

strangely makes sense

My friend goes, "wait I think I said that once."

"AH GUYS! but then like, AH GIRLS! LIKE WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO HOT?"

"You don't like kids, right?"
"Not at all."
"THEN WHY DO YOU CALL EVERYONE KIDDO?"

"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"You really think I care"

"im known as the shake master" - my friend talking about working at sonic

"knights"
"I think you mean cnigots"

"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"You really think I care"

similarly
"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"I don't care I call everyone child. You're a child until you turn 18"
"Bye"

“Shrek is the best waifu dude”

So my friend was totally out of it yesterday because she was really tired, and we had marching band practice. Our director was waving from his tower to get us to stop looking at the ground and she waved back at him in the middle of a run and didn't realize she did

"EAT THE GLUE REBECCA! IT'S PEER PRESSURE!"

friend 1: I think i'm haunted by a killer
friend 2: no that's just them Points to me
me: grinning like a devil
friend 1: oh yeah you're right

The tech person of my school just passed me while looking at his phone, turned back the other way and walked that way than turned back.
Me: Are you alright?
Him: This is fine. I'm fine. EvErYtHiNg iS FiNe.

Friend 1: SAY IT OR YOUR STRAIGHT
me: this is peer pressure
Friend 2: Pens
me: *pterodactyl screeches

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

WHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

WHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version

hahahahahaha i saw that yesterday

"Alright. Your kneecaps, hand em over."

"There are 2 kinds of adults: legal adults and actual adults."