Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

PETER AND JASON ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS COUPLE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS

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THEY ARE AMAZINGGGGGG

@Sugar-Lover

Kid: I don’t have to kiss him, do I?
Teacher: no, I’ve forced made two students kiss once.

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“EVERYBODY SHUT UP BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JUST CAME ON!”

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^^^^ This is real

@hyunjins-eyemole

Me: what would happen if I became a vampire?
Teacher: no sunlight
Me: sounds great what else?
Teacher: you’ll have to drink blood
Me: ok. I can deal with that
Teacher: no garlic bread
Me: I’m out

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best

Not something that anyone said, but my brother ate an entire ghost pepper on the bus this morning

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"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

@Mojack

“Let’s go fight the grade nines”

@hollow-boned

"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

mE

@Kanaroli

"I'd flirt with a girl but she'd just think I'm be friendly and not gay"

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"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

mE

Someone insulted my pants, I would not stand for it.

@Pickles

"There's more to you than hate. There's…rage"

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best

"I'd flirt with a girl but she'd just think I'm be friendly and not gay"

Mood lmao

@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze

“Albert Einstein is literally so hot!”
(No Shae. No.)

@Elliott-isnt-dead!

"Pfft weakling, you snort water? I snort dust."
(I didn't hear this at my school, but I heard it from some random 6th graders outside of school and I was really confused)

@Kanaroli

my friend David playing the cursed version of mr.sandman Ah yes it's time for Steel Drums to start

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signing: My sister is marrying my cousin.
signing frantically and laughing silently so it looks like they’re having a stroke: WAIT. WAIT NO WRONG NO WAIT. TOMORROW MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. NOT SISTER.

@Pickles

I'm lost on how that happened XD

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I'm lost on how that happened XD

In ASL the signs for sister and tomorrow are similar, one goes from cheekbone to chin, the other goes straight out from the cheekbone.

@Pickles

Ah

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"You need to stop, this is an intervention."
"UwU? Wut do you mean?" said in a really anime voice.
"S t o p ."

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"Everything is edible, sometimes you just don't survive."
"Are you a goat?"

@Pineapple_Princess

"Yall better have 911 on speed dial"
Proceeds to snort crushed up nature valley crunch bars

theinnocentchild

"Liquid white out is banned at our school."
"What why?"
"Cause people get high off of it."

@croccin-champagne

First block teacher: I don’t like ‘cawwot’. It makes me uncomfortable.
Me: good

@TeamMezzo