forum this is gonna be gay

Started April 19, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Wait now I'm curious, what?" He said, turning toward Sam. God, he should've had coffee this morning.

"That's it." He said after almost emptying the flask in his wait. "I'm going through a window." With a final knock at the door he ran off around the house and had no difficulty finding a window to climb through. The only problem was… "Gahddammit! CURSE MY SHORT ARMS" he screamed from just below the ledge to the widow, only a few inches away from grabbing ahold if he jumped.

(Suddenly, he was pushed through the window by Brendon Urie.)

Calixto stared at the man trying to get in through the window.
"Hey buddy, you know there's a door right?" he called out.

Sam set his cup down on the counter. "Hold that thought, I think I heard something." He walked over to a nearby window and looked down. He started laughing at Matt dangling from the windowsill. "Damn, you could've knocked."

Orion, spotting Sam, rushed over with his usual greeting, hugging his friend tightly, and murmuring "You don't need to breathe," before pulling back and grinning happily, his ears twitching in his delight.

"I DID KNOCK!! NO ONE ANSWERED! NOW HELP ME UP! Please…" Matt grumbled out the last part, slightly embarrassed at his short height.

Sam turned to see Orion. "Hey, hi. Give me a moment," he said before reaching down and grabbing Matt, pulling him through the window effortlessly and setting him on the floor

Asura chuckled, grabbing a drink. "What a grand entrance," he said.

Matt stood awkwardly beside Sam as soon as he was brought in. "Thank you he-man Hulk" he grumbled again and made a face like he just ate a whole lemon once he realized just how TALL Sam was compared to him.

"Grand? I believe you're looking for the word 'undignified,'" Sam chuckled, going back to grab his cup

"Oh honey, believe when I saw you've not seen me undignified just yet." Matt did a sassy spin-and-snap before pulling out his flask and finishing it.

Asura snorted, putting his drink down.

Calixto stood at the door and knocked. At least the music wasn't as loud now…

Sam rolled his eyes. "At least I would have been tall enough to climb through the window if I wanted," he said, taking a swig out of his cup

"OH LOOK. SOMEONE KNOCKING" Matt put his flask away into his pocket and waved his arms about. "ARE YA NOT GONNA ANSWER THEM TOO?! IT'D BE SUCH A SHAME TO HAVE THEM SCALE THE HOUSE TO GET IN"

(lol sorry Matty being salty af)

Orion reaches into one of his pockets and solemnly offers Matt a piece of candy. Silently, and a little unnervingly, he extends his hand out towards the man.

(it's cool, he's funny lol) "Calm down pipsqeak." Sam walked over to the door, opening it to find someone he didn't recognize in the doorway. "Hello."

Caught off-gaurd by the calmness of the dude, Matt hesitated slightly before taking the candy. "Uhh… thank you. At least SOMEONE here is nice to me." Matt did a dramatic head shake. "Lookin' at you tallass."

Sam looked over his shoulder at Matt. "Bite me," he said while flipping him off

"Hey," he greeted back. Calixto was kind of relieved that he could see eye to eye with the man greeting him. Most people were pretty short compared to him.

Sam looked over his shoulder at Matt. "Bite me," he said while flipping him off

(Oh, so Sam has a vampire kink)

Orion comes up behind Sam and very gently bites into his shoulder. Giving a guilty look at Sam, ears pinned back and eyes widening, he mumbles, "You said 'Bite me.'" Much of the time people forget that Orion tends to take things rather literally.

Calixto is barely able to hold back a laugh.

Orion comes up behind Sam and very gently bites into his shoulder. Giving a guilty look at Sam, ears pinned back and eyes widening, he mumbles, "You said 'Bite me.'" Much of the time people forget that Orion tends to take things rather literally.

(I fucking called the kink)