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Started January 17, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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I woke up to a corn battle

I feel like I should be scared

YOU'VE NEVER PET A BABY POSSOM! AND THE SKY HAS SUN WHICH MAKES GUESS WHAT,CORN! SO DOES THE RAIN!

JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE PET A BABY OPOSSUM
BECAUSE THEY'RE CALLED OPOSSUMS HERE, NOT POSSUMS, WHAT ARE YOU, AN AUSTRALIAN???
AND SKY/RAIN CREATES CORN, CORN DOESN'T CREATE SKY
SO IF YOU REALLY HAVE SKY IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS YOU AREN'T PURE CORN, YOU'RE PURE AIRHEAD
HA
ROASTED
JUST LIKE CORN

I woke up to a corn battle
I feel like I should be scared

Don't worry, this is just how average, everyday conversations work here in the midwest

I woke up to a corn battle
I feel like I should be scared

Don't worry, this is just how average, everyday conversations work here in the midwest

(Sorry I accidentally reported you)
I'm in Kentucky lol. We have corn I guess. We put like, a lot of corn in whiskey. In order for bourbon to be called bourbon, it has to be at least 51% corn, but people usually put more

okay fine you win. only because you hurt my feelings ;( sad weak bean. but really,country people fight like this all the time. we are the top importer of beef and other cow meat here in nebraska so, we kick butt there ig. Nebraska also invented Kool Aid so y'all are friggin welcome for that.

We apparently invented ice cream cones, pancake mix, and iced tea
But knowing this state that's probably it

yeah. okay. your cooler than us ig. meh. nebraska is boring at least you guys have a big ass renassiance fair

Wisconsin has temperatures colder than Alaska

my cousin lives there. i go and see her a lot

yeah. okay. your cooler than us ig. meh. nebraska is boring at least you guys have a big ass renassiance fair

Well, Nebraska's pretty cool, they got the delicious but practically unheard of restaurant that has very good baked potatoes, can't think of what it's called but I get to go there every Memorial Day with my grandparents and it's great. I don't know anything else about Nebraska because I've only ever been to one place there but it's great

Plus I've legit never been to any fair because I'm in the most boring corner of the state
We don't even have good wifi

Oof. Is it possibly Don and Millies??? With Cheese Frenchies and it's amazing there.

I don't think so, it was something really basic like "The insert word or something Cafe"

Oh. okay. Anyways Kansas City has a big ass Ren Fair, and hell even our county fair here sucks. Like we don't have anything it's so boring.

I'm so near Kansas City why haven't I been there or even known about this

Cause it's sorta expensive. Anyways definitely google it. I'm going. It starts in september but i'm going like October 2nd or 3rd.

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

So then father, what is my name hm?

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

im gna give them names that aren't necessarily neutral but i'll listen to what they want completely and then eventually if they turn out to be trans they won't have to change anything about themselves except their name and pronouns(if they wanna) bc they're already the version of themselves that they like

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

im gna give them names that aren't necessarily neutral but i'll listen to what they want completely and then eventually if they turn out to be trans they won't have to change anything about themselves except their name and pronouns(if they wanna) bc they're already the version of themselves that they like

Noice

HEY BUDDIESSSSSS GUESS WHAT

What's up?

Came out to my aunt.

Nice! How did it go?

Yeah, how'd it go???

Uhh okay, as I imagined

I'M SO PROUD
Wait what are you again Amber-senpai?

YAYY AMBER!!! GOOD JOB!!!

Okay I did not know you were anything else but straight BUT I am supportive!