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Started January 17, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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hm?

idk man, just felt like it aha

ah okay

i'm going delirious aha (it's very late)

go to sleep ruby

nahhhhh, who needs sleep aha??

you do. if you don't sleep for what 11 days you die? Can't remember.

i'll sleep later, it's not like im doing anything important tomorrow aha

-_- those are the days you should rest child

it's sunday tomorrow, i literally am not doing ANYTHING!

oof. oh so i woke up this morning(Its about 7:11 rn so still dark) to something crawling on my arm. i reached up to stretch and saw some vague black shape fall off. i nearly screamed,then covered the area with a blanket.

It's not dark after 7. Tf do you live.

nebraska, and i mean its dark in my room. super dark. cause blinds.and its also supposed to be rainy all day today so there isnt very much sunshine

I was just in Nebraska yesterday :o

Ella, where tf do you live???

Missouri, home of… Cornfields, cornfields, occasional cows, more corn… corn… so much corn…

I'M GOING THERE FOR THE RENAISSANCE FAIR! AND my grandparents bought a summer condo on Lake Of The Ozarks, which is by Osage Beach and so like…you might see me around next summer with my crazy friends and lovable boyfriend because I'm gonna be there…a lot. Where were you in Lincoln?

i might be going to the us sometime in the next two years so catch me driving around like a headless chook because you all drive on a different side of the road to me with the steering wheel on the other side of the car to me too aha

XD have fun with that Ruby, hope you won't get arrested.

My family went up to Auburn for my uncle's burial, so that's why I was there.

Ah okay, thats really sad. -hugs nutella- but im in lincoln…auburn is like kinda far away? idk. also we have more corn than you. and cows.

Aw Ella.
hugs

It's alright, he lived a very long life and died peacefully. Plus, as sad as it was, it was still really nice to get to see my family members who I've met like once before because they don't live within 15 minutes of us… _{and also I only met this uncle twice}

And wait, are you trying to out-corn the corn capital of endless corn, corn, and corn? poses defensively with a corn stalk as a lightsaber

-pulls out double ended corn saber- you fool! I have over 50 friends and all of them were doing detassling this summer! -attempts a hit-

blocks hit with my great wall of 8,000 baby chickens
You fool! I have over 1 real friends and none of them did anything because the only interesting thing here is a field of soybeans instead of corn

YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL! Almost every meal I eat has corn in it or as a side!

YOU EVEN BIGGER FOOL! EVERY MEAL HERE IS CORN
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS CORN
AND I ESPECIALLY AM MADE OF THE FINEST CORN
IGNORING THE FACT THAT I'M ACTUALLY MADE OF HAZELNUTS, CHOCOLATE, AND THE GUTS OF MANY BEETLES

YOU FOOL! THE CITIES ARE CORN HERE, OUR CARS WHICH ARE MADE OF CORN RUN ON CORN! I AM MADE OF CORN UNLIKE YOUR LIAR SELF! MY HAIR WAS SPUN OF THE STALKS, MIND LIKE THE DIRT,EYES AS BLUE AS THE MASSIVE SKY,AND I CRY LIKE RAIN!

BUT CORN DOESN'T RAIN YOU LIAR
NOR IS IT SKY
SO YOU AREN'T PURE CORN ARE YOU???
I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ATTACKED BY A RACOON

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