I didn't. Though I did delete some of my characters on a whim. I really don't know why. (I had 41, now I have 31)

Ugh ok. So I'm for real starting to really resent hanging out with my friend because every time we do she always just talks about her boyfriend who I don't like :\ I always feel like I never have her full attention anymore because every time we get together she's either texting him or talking about him. Like it's so freaking awkward when we're together because she'll be texting him and I'll just be sitting there like -_- and it's just complete radio silence between us and she doesn't seem to even notice. And sometimes we'll be talking about something and she'll just randomly bring up her boyfriend even though it was completely unrelated to what we were talking about. How do you politely tell someone to stop being so insufferable?

And then yesterday she started talking about moving in with him and maybe getting married (they've been together for SIX ENTIRE MONTHS, by the way). Which seems like a bad idea to me because I feel like she's only in this relationship because it makes her feel validated, if that makes sense, and this guy just seems weird. And then she started saying that she would want me to be the maid of honour and I just wanted to fucking scream. Like I think she can do, and deserves much better. I want to say something but I also feel like I can't because I'm a very passive little bitch with 0 backbone she's going through a lot right now and this relationship seems to be the only thing that she has going for her at the moment.

Oof. That's tough. Sorry my dude

Guys I found a song and it sounds like he's saying my real name over and over again and I'm w h e e z i n g

Ugh ok. So I'm for real starting to really resent hanging out with my friend because every time we do she always just talks about her boyfriend who I don't like :\ I always feel like I never have her full attention anymore because every time we get together she's either texting him or talking about him. Like it's so freaking awkward when we're together because she'll be texting him and I'll just be sitting there like -_- and it's just complete radio silence between us and she doesn't seem to even notice. And sometimes we'll be talking about something and she'll just randomly bring up her boyfriend even though it was completely unrelated to what we were talking about. How do you politely tell someone to stop being so insufferable?

And then yesterday she started talking about moving in with him and maybe getting married (they've been together for SIX ENTIRE MONTHS, by the way). Which seems like a bad idea to me because I feel like she's only in this relationship because it makes her feel validated, if that makes sense, and this guy just seems weird. And then she started saying that she would want me to be the maid of honour and I just wanted to fucking scream. Like I think she can do, and deserves much better. I want to say something but I also feel like I can't because I'm a very passive little bitch with 0 backbone she's going through a lot right now and this relationship seems to be the only thing that she has going for her at the moment.

Wait a second, how old are you guys?

Guys I found a song and it sounds like he's saying my real name over and over again and I'm w h e e z i n g

what?!

Thst sucks Izzy

Guys I found a song and it sounds like he's saying my real name over and over again and I'm w h e e z i n g

what?!

It's called hiccup by verzache (and fun fact my real name is Lorelei, so yeet)

(nice) and i'm gonna go check that out to see what you mean

Aaah shuri tysm

Wait a second, how old are you guys?

24, but my friend is almost 25

Wait a second, how old are you guys?

24, but my friend is almost 25

Oh good for a second I thought you guys were like teenagers or something but then I literally just realized the other day I realized that I visited your profile at one point and you said you were like in your twenties haha

Wait a second, how old are you guys?

24, but my friend is almost 25

Oh good for a second I thought you guys were like teenagers or something but then I literally just realized the other day I realized that I visited your profile at one point and you said you were like in your twenties haha

Yeah me too I was like huh? Lol

haha yeah but @Starfast that sucks

@Lori_wants_to_sleep Your name is so pretty! Like Lorelai from Gilmore Girls!

Ok. My house cleaner is here and she brought her granddaughter. I don’t like her granddaughter her granddaughter loves me. She doesn’t know I’m home and I’m hiding under the bed trying to be silent af. What do I do now??? And she’s playing fucking Peppa Pig so loud I think the entire galaxy can here it. “Mommy pig walks outside to jump in muddy puddles!”

Interesting problem to have
You may have to stay under the bed, my dude

Or get up, walk to the TV, look her dead in the eye and say, "I made Peppa into bacon," turn it off and walk away.

Guess who’s little sister got sick while I was babysitting…
Luckily my mom came home less than two minutes before she threw up so I didn’t have to deal with it.

Oof

I really want chicken right now
I just had potato salad for lunch and now I want chicken

She found me!!!! Now she covered my room in legos!😭

Update: she threw legos at me

Update: Yeet her out a window

NO- What you want to do with annoying kids like that? Pull a boyfriend and get the hell outta there
Just pick her up, take her somewhere else, and distract her with something. Or bribe her with food. You would not bELIEVE the power of fruit snacks.

Pull a boyfriend and get the hell outta there

D e a d

I guess Lori's right. I mean, even I would do what someone told me to if it meant a few blue Scooby Doo fruit snacks {growing up in the early 2000s, am I right?}. But if she doesn't listen… Y e e t H e r.

d o n o t y e e t t h e c h i l d t o o h a r d

Deal
Only yeet her hard enough to cause minor injury
Like a concussion
Perhaps a broken arm

Update: she threw legos at me

Ask her about whatever she’s wearing. As a camp counselor, they ramble on for roughly half an hour while you can tune out.