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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Mr. Miyagi never caught the fly, Daniel did but-
Anyway it's still alive. It's buzzing in my hand and I want to let it go but at the same time I wish to destroy it.

Put some soap on it. It kills them almost instantly, especially dish soap, and doesn't make a mess of bug guts.

…I know this from way too much experience

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Oh I haven't watched that one lmao rip
I let it go outside, despite my urge to just… Squeezes fist
And dude I would love to be a ninja. hey if anyone knows someone who wants to hire a ninja hmu

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

They wiggle a tiny bit but not really. It's quick and not that gross, there's no blood or guts, plus you can then dispose of the body in the sink, wash your hands with a bit more soap, and all the evidence goes down the drain, literally

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Maybe, if you have enough to drown them in it. Disposing of the body might be hard though cause you can't take it anywhere without leaving a trail of soap since humans are too large to simply wash down the kitchen sink.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Oh dear gosh help me
I was drawing on my computer (as usual) when I started to feel a bit tired…
I looked at the clock, and surprise surprise, It’s almost midnight. This happens pretty often for me, no big deal. Right?

…I had the computer on full brightness with no blue light filter, was listening to loud music in the background, and guess what day it is? Saturday, meaning I have to get up super early tomorrow, go to church, sing for two hours, and somehow not die.

this is what I get for trying to be productive before bed

@Simon-Says

Ehehe, I have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow for my flight to San Diego, but since it's my first flight, I obviously can't sleep and wow here I am. I literally hate myself, oh my gods.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Okay so, turns out I won’t be spending 2 hours in church singing since there’s no choir today, but honestly that’s even worse because choir was the one thing I was looking forward to and now my whole next two weeks are completely thrown off

@Pickles group

I want to meet a celebrity, pretend not to know who they are, tell them they look familiar and have we met before, and when they try to tell me who they are, interrupt them and say, no no definitely not….ooh you look like xxxxx person from high school

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We will all happily pitch in to buy backstage passes for any celebrity of your choosing just so you can do that

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