Serious conversation in English about the price of cyanide after reading the Landlady
surprisingly not as expensive as one might think, and available on a lot of online sites (cough, amazon). don't ask. I'm not a murderer and I've never ordered cyanide. the landlady was a great story, if kind of disturbing to read in seventh grade. Did you guys watch the movie thing?
Serious conversation in English about the price of cyanide after reading the Landlady
surprisingly not as expensive as one might think, and available on a lot of online sites (cough, amazon).
don't ask. I'm not a murderer and I've never ordered cyanide.the landlady was a great story, if kind of disturbing to read in seventh grade. Did you guys watch the movie thing?
Nah we just read it and someone asked "How did she afford cyanide when she was only getting customers every few years and killing them?" Me and my friends of course had to butt it and explain the poor child that cyanide is quite cheap and she probably could have gotten the lethal dose pretty easily or even made her own with apple seeds.
"oh look! i'm not dead. that's disappointing."
for context we have already established our test is on Thursday, and everyone kept asking
“If you ask when the social studies test is, I am going to start throwing sponges at people!” ~My social studies teacher
"whens the socratic?"
"Wait are the homework checks open notes?" -a kid in my government class
"Yes…" -everyone
hysterical laughter "Don't worry I'm not laughing at you I'm going insane" -my friend
"I'm laughing at you. It's been two chapters! How did you not know that?" -me
“That sounds like a horror movie”
“I know, the fence post is gonna come and get you.”
"I will not hesitate to shove these apples down your throat"
"i can fit 5 apples in my bra"
"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."
Me: "I MAY BE SUICIDAL BUT IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND!"
Non theatre kid: "Wait, are you okay?"
"I had leukemia before I was born. I'm not sure how I'm alive. It was a mistake" And then i think the group started making jokes about how god messed up.
"Friends drug friends, that's what they do."
"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."
Dear Jesus, I didn't need to read that with my eyeballs.
Me: "I MAY BE SUICIDAL BUT IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND!"
Non theatre kid: "Wait, are you okay?"
Yaaaaasss!!!! BeetleJuice!
“2?”
from the same person “WAIT NO 3! 3! ITS 3”
“Such aggression..”
“Aggressive indeed.”
"Can I claim you?"
Takes friend's wrist and writes hi with a blue pen
"I've claimed another person!"
Teacher: Okay so the game we're playing is we're gonna go around in a circle and everyone's gonna say their name and-
Student: That's not a game!
Everyone starts laughing
later
Teacher: So we're gonna play a game-
Student: Shocker
Teacher: looks at student So we're gonna go around in a circle and everyone's gonna say their name…
Writes hi on one wrist and hello on the other
"You've been double claimed."
"Sad. No secret notes in my locker."
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"
"Anyone who thinks musicals are unrealistic should go die in a hole."
"Not everyone breaks out into song randomly like you do."
"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."
Dear Jesus, I didn't need to read that with my eyeballs.
Imagine hearing it with your ears lmao I was petrified
"Hamlet is like 'he's not at dinner, he is dinner' and Claudius is like 'Hamlet I swear to God if you weren't my nephew I'd drop kick you to England."
"Yeah, NaNoWriMo isn't super easy for me. I mean, I know Frankenstein was written in 3 days but I can't write a novel in a month."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not Mary Shelley."
"You don't know that. Maybe you're a reincarnation of her."
"….are you saying I'm the Modern Prometheus?"
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"
John Cozart?
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"John Cozart?
YES!
we love that aha
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"John Cozart?
YES!
we love that aha
WE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"John Cozart?
YES!
we love that ahaWE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
WE DON'T CARE, WHO WE HAVE TO SLAYYYY!!
Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"John Cozart?
YES!
we love that ahaWE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
WE DON'T CARE, WHO WE HAVE TO SLAYYYY!!
LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW NOW FOX NEWS WILL NEED HEAT LAMPS. LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW I HOPE YOU censored for reasons
i love him fknekrn
“Would you be convicted if you murdered someone.. but like while you were both trapped on an island or something?”
“Alex why?”
“I just wondered!”
“Please just read the story.” -our slightly annoyed English teacher
(Ftr, the story had nothing to do with murder it was All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury)
“What if it was emerica?”
“What?”
“America…with an e.”
"we're lame here…we play put your hand in the middle and be the big gay…"
"GAY DISCO BALL!"
“Hey Gays!”
“Don’t you mean-“
“I know what I said.”