@Moxie group
Can't they just explain that her mom was right there? Like her mom can go in and testify? And it was her fiance people goddamn have an ounce of chill and compassion.
Sorry I'm mad about this now
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Don't Be Suspicious
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@Althalosian-is-the-father book
You'd have to be extremely petty and assholeish to actually go through with this moviesque plan to rip apart another girl's dreams.
Exactly. What kind of a spiteful-!
@ElderGod-kirky group
- "But she's not in the picture—our only source of physical evidence—so therefore that claim is false"
- "ANY form of PDA is against the rules, and she should know this by now because she's been in them long enough to know the rules by heart"
Likely what people against her would say
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Ugh!!! Hand holding! Seriously! Fills with rage for this poor human that I just want to be happy and have her dream.
Deleted user
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
Ugh, those stupid teenagers! I bet they weren't even wearing gloves…
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
In all seriousness, that literally sounds like the plot of a made-for-TV movie and also the girl who snitched on her is a spiteful bitch.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
Well shoot! What if it’s with a guy though?
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
In all seriousness, that literally sounds like the plot of a made-for-TV movie and also the girl who snitched on her is a spiteful bitch.
Yes!
Deleted user
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
Well shoot! What if it’s with a guy though?
HIV, Death, Eternal Damnation.
Take your pick
@ElderGod-kirky group
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
Well shoot! What if it’s with a guy though?
HIV, Death, Eternal Damnation.
Take your pick
All lovely options
@Moxie group
I'm mad. Tell "Ana" that a bunch of random internet people are sorry this happened, and mad, and would totally do something if we could
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
Well shoot! What if it’s with a guy though?
HIV, Death, Eternal Damnation.
Take your pick
You know, fanfic would present a fourth option.
Deleted user
We don't go there Jynnie. XD
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Didn't you know? Holding hands get you pregnant.
Well shoot! What if it’s with a guy though?
HIV, Death, Eternal Damnation.
Take your pick
Well it’s not gay, so I guess only death is left. Josh is gonna be bummed.
@Moxie group
No I think Eternal Damnation is still on the table
Deleted user
Eternal Damnation is always on the table
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Josh is really gonna be bummed.
@Moxie group
Who is Josh??
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
My best friend Lol.
@Pickles group
Guys you made me laugh in the middle of government fake angry face
@Moxie group
Ah okay lol. Does he have a thing against Eternal Damnation?
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Guys you made me laugh in the middle of government fake angry face
Good.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Ah okay lol. Does he have a thing against Eternal Damnation?
Do you not? I think we all consider eternal damnation at least a minor inconvenience.
@Moxie group
Well yeah it'd definitely be a minor inconvenience but you made it sound like Josh in particular really has a thing against it.
@ElderGod-kirky group
Only minor. Just add it to the pile and you'll be fine
@Moxie group
I mean I've already got college applications, learning to drive, and five APs. What's Eternal Damnation on top of all that right?
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
That’s the spirit.
Deleted user
What's a long vacation in a toasty place, hmm?
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
What's a long vacation in a toasty place, hmm?
A long free vacation in a toasty place