forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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So I found out that my boyfriend is mildly allergic to my cat and he was hiding it from me so he could come over and spend time with me (and my cat because he loves the lil bastard more than me), but this is how it went down.

Me: blathering on about some subject I'm interested in
BF: sneezes
Me: Bless. continues blathering
BF: sneezes again
Me: Uh. Bless? Control your nose.
BF: laughs, wheezes, and sneezes again. And again. And again.
Me: Groooooooooooooooss. Bless you. Can I continue?
BF: Grins adorably, and sneezes again. Starts coughing.
Me: What in the fuck? Are you dying?
BF: I think I forgot to take my medicine. wheezes and sneezes
Me: Medicine?
BF: I think I may be mildly allergic to cats. Coughs
Me: queue me losing my mind and practically ODing my BF on allergy medicine
My Cat: sits in BF's lap and howls for pets.

It makes me giggle to think about so I thought I would share.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Did your cat start meowing at him when he sneezed?
I can be in a different room than my cat but if I sneeze she mrows and comes running in to check on me lol

That's amazing. Not for your boyfriend, cause allergies suck, but yeah. Reminds me of how my dad has to stand back while us girls fawn over horses cause he's allergic to them. And how my mom practically forced her strawberry allergies away by continuing to eat them.

Your Bf is awesome.

I am also allergic to cats and your bf is a whole ass mood

lol he's pretty adorable.

I'm trying to convince him to join up here because he writes too, but he's a butthead and won't listen to me.

WHAT! He writes too!

I know right?! Slay me sideways.
He's more a poetry writer, but he helps me brainstorm/world build all the time.

Cool.

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

Me. Except I literally am like addicted to socializing so I never stop. Weird right?

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

Same

pickles your user is a mood

Imma just go back into my cave and pretend I never made friends. Gooooooooooooooodbye notebooooooooooook.

Are we talking about on here or irl? Getting confused and concerned again

i'm being dramatic

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

This sounds painful.

okay good

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

it's even worse when its your best friend, and they lie to you just so they can go hang with their new group of friends. You know it's a wonderful lie when they say they're leaving but you can see them on the other side of the room…

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

This sounds painful.

D':

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

This sounds painful.

D':

Been there :(

so when you have a friend and then they make another friend that is way cooler than you apparently so you become the background, lost, and forgotten friend.

This is why I don't socialize.

it's even worse when its your best friend, and they lie to you just so they can go hang with their new group of friends. You know it's a wonderful lie when they say they're leaving but you can see them on the other side of the room…

That happened to me in 6th grade, rip.

@crocs-will-be-afk-for-a-week called me a spooky midget after saying they hated me without giving any sort of reason for their accusation. I don't deserve this kind of hatred

_{you told me to fight you}

oof

i honestly can't tell if this is real or not.

It is, but I'm not genuinely angry about it.

I hate everything. My binder arrived and it's too big and I don't even know if I can return it for a replacement.