forum UNIVERSAL CHARACTER CHAT

Started June 17, 2019 by @Simon-Says

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Veronica: -smiles- You could say that

Jackson: Speaking of which, would you like some wine, Miss Sawyer?

Veronica: Depends on what kind

Jackson: From Geneva's uncle's cousin's vineyard in Italy. He's crazy rich.

Veronica: I'll take some as long as it's red or rose. I hate white wine.

Jackson: Enjoy, Miss Sawyer.
Jackson: Hands Veronica red wine spiked with mustard so she will cough up her children

Veronica: -takes the wine and twirls it around, sniffs and examines it before she quickly threw the wine at the boy- Nice try, darling.

Jackson: Well, it was worth a shot.
Geneva: Not the most idiotic thing you've done.
Jackson: That's a fair point.

Veronica: Ugh, humans.

Geneva: Says a former human.
Victor: We're really not that different. One philosopher said, humans are featherless chickens, and then another ran by with a plucked chicken yelling "Behold! A man!" so who can say what makes someone human or not?

Veronica: I WAS human.

Victor: Hence the 'former'. I was once in high school, but now I'm not. But my current age doesn't erase that. Just like how your current….species….doesn't erase your former humanity.

Vasillios: Seemingly runs his forked tongue across his lips, tail curling between his legs, wings remaining slightly flared out
Lord Inferno doesn't discriminate, as long as the female is up to his standards…

Kras: Growling through the mask
Vasillios! You said the name!
Groans
Now knowing the fool, he'll be showing up…

Vasillios: Glances over
Doubtful, he recently burnt down some of Lady Gaia's forests, which in turn caused an earlier than usual meeting between the Elemental Rulers

Kras: Rolls eye
Why am I not surprised to hear that…stupid fool

Kyoko: Can't believe we're playing match maker with an arsonist and a demon overlord..
Veronica: -snickers-

Kyoko: Can't believe we're playing match maker with an arsonist and a demon overlord..
Veronica: -snickers-

Trinity: Well, I actually can see it. Both are terrible creatures that shouldn't exist and….. yeah they might be perfect… -nervous laughs-

Kyoko: Yeah…that is until they destroy the entire planet

Trinity: Oh yeah… that's true

Veronica: And what of it?

Trinity: Nothing?!

Veronica: -smiles-

Irene: I'm glad you are getting a kick out of this, Veronica, but maybe I should call the BOGI on you and maybe you will finally be gone for good.

Veronica: Bogia

Irene: Yes. It is an acronym meaning Bureau Of Galactic Intelligence.

Veronica: Call them then. I can take on a few worthless humans.

Jackson: My ex-boss could probably call up some government troops to help, too, if I called him. And I could call my theatre nerd friends.

Irene: Oh I don't think you understand, they are the best people you can call. Lucky for you, I don't have any phone service here.

Jackson: I do, you can borrow my phone if you need it.

Veronica: Are you hearing yourselves?

Geneva: Are you hearing yourself? You're so arrogant you can't even consider the possibility of being overpowered by the greatest fighters in the world, and that'll be how you fall, bitch.

Veronica: -snarls-