Egan has dated a rock before along with a cup of water
XDDDD
It was a really rough week for him
Rough enough for him to date inanimate objects XD?
Yeah. A lot of stuff happened.
Poor guy
Yeah he went to a fancy restaurant with the rock and just hung out at home with the cup of water.
Tabol is actually classified as a mammal, although looks like a reptile first glance.
was he cheating on the water with the rock
was he cheating on the water with the rock
Maybe
Vicente is one of the only vampires who thinks human blood is overrated. He prefers lamb blood.
Angelica's twin siblings found out about the "Enchanted Forest" because Paju decided to disobey one time, followed Angelica home, and got spotted by the twins, who promptly chased him into the forest and nearly got killed by a serpent.
Chloe hates lemons in all forms.
Clover is Hella Gay™ for Reila, and vice versa, but neither of them know it.
(oblivious gays? Sounds realistic and probably relatable)
Oh yeah, it's the same situation for Rowan and Paju, only, they're both actually aware that they like the other.
Veronica is the new Lucifer
Mr. Goat is wise beyond his years
Alex may seem like a Cinnamon roll, but in reality he is a Sinnamon roll.
Alex may seem like a Cinnamon roll, but in reality he is a Sinnamon roll.
Reminds me of that meme, "Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you."
Amelia is Kyoko's first real relationship. The other girls Kyoko has been with were either friends with benefits or one-night stands
Miles got the scar on her nose when she and her friend were playing Horseshoes – her friend was a really bad throw
Hinata develops a fear of the dark and being isolated.
Gabe has a buttplug gun.
'Why the f*** do you have a buttplug gun?'
'Well let me tell you a story, it's about a guy who nearly got his balls blown off. So I'm on this high profile contract in the Verelsi spaceport right. It's been a rough day cause I swear every idiot with a guy wants this bounty right, I nearly got the guy but some other bounty hunters tried to kill me. So I go to my hotel and have a bath and this shitbird kicks open my door and I'm in the tub buck ass nude with a gun in my face.'
'What'd you do?'
'Well I killed the guy after he shot at my balls and missed but the point is if some asshole pulls that trick again…'
'You'll pull a trick out of your asshole.'
'Exactly.'
Neran knows English, but chooses not to use it.
Gabe has a buttplug gun.
'Why the f*** do you have a buttplug gun?'
'Well let me tell you a story, it's about a guy who nearly got his balls blown off. So I'm on this high profile contract in the Verelsi spaceport right. It's been a rough day cause I swear every idiot with a guy wants this bounty right, I nearly got the guy but some other bounty hunters tried to kill me. So I go to my hotel and have a bath and this shitbird kicks open my door and I'm in the tub buck ass nude with a gun in my face.'
'What'd you do?'
'Well I killed the guy after he shot at my balls and missed but the point is if some asshole pulls that trick again…'
'You'll pull a trick out of your asshole.'
'Exactly.'
Gabe no
Bao use to think kissing gave you diabetes
Andor once licked a metal pole for the equivalent of about $7 USD. In the middle of winter.
Autumn is afraid of mirrors.
Lanie’s first thoughts upon meeting Holly was, “fuck, I’m so gay”
Autumn loves peanut butter but hates peanuts
Hinata develops a fear of the dark and being isolated.
I will make sure that this piece of information will be used ‘correctly’
faint evil laughter
Hinata develops a fear of the dark and being isolated.
I will make sure that this piece of information will be used ‘correctly’
faint evil laughter
Oh dear…
Obhil once snuck into a house in the dead of night via the window and found a baby in a crib. The interaction that followed to say the least was strangely wholesome. However, Obhil is incapable of feeling emotion the same way we do so it’s probably curiousity that had Obhil investigate.
Hinata develops a fear of the dark and being isolated.
I will make sure that this piece of information will be used ‘correctly’
faint evil laughterOh dear…
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