forum Crushes

Started May 12, 2019 by Deleted user

tune

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Okay he just walked by in freaking swimming trunks but my family is here dammit it's hard to flirt with someone when your entire family is sitting right next to ya

go n meet him outside

We're all outside lol we're sitting in the garden and he went by into the house

oh lol nvm

Oh well… I'm just gonna… sit here and look amazing and maybe he will come talk to me lol

Nope apparently I can't cause now we are apparently going to a restaurant oh well

shucks

FOUR F###ING DAYS!!! FOUR F###ING DAYS!!! dies and leaves a thousand curses upon my mother

Woah woah woah what's going on Whisper

curls up and pouts about to cry and have a nervous breakdown My mom's being a b***h and I haven't been able to talk to my GF for four days because my mom's an @$$hat. I've been having depression, paranoia, and anxiety attacks and I haven't been allowed/able to talk to the one f###ing person [IRL] who actually cares.

sends virtual hugs and cookies
awkward virtual pat

hello i miss my darling

Hello I am lonely oh crap this is not the time
Y'all have real problems and when I take over the world I'll make sure they are eliminated.

curls up and pouts about to cry and have a nervous breakdown My mom's being a b***h and I haven't been able to talk to my GF for four days because my mom's an @$$hat. I've been having depression, paranoia, and anxiety attacks and I haven't been allowed/able to talk to the one f###ing person [IRL] who actually cares.

oof i rlly get that i'm so sorry babey, ik how much panic attacks suck

… when I take over the world…

Love your determination.

But…But.. I was going to take over the world

Wait wait wait wait wait hold up.
rubs temples
This completely interferes with my plans to become a dictator of this universe and all the others.

What If I'm your like master assassin, so I don't really have to do much but I get to have a large amount of power.

Hm. I am a lazy dictator, too lazy for my own dirty work. Fellow assassin who will probably kill me in my sleep, you are hired.

(Darn it she guessed my plan… all well I'm Hired) Why thank you I will serve you until the day you die of seemingly natural causes.

And the world will forever wonder why such an OP dictator conveniently died ex-machina style to immediately be replaced by her understudy-like-assassin.

… sounds like a plan?

What? But me, will, jackrabbit, Peppa, and Colin were going to form a multi universal oligarchy

Wrong. My friend is going to become dictator of North America and Europe. Hes bribing me with food. He's the oldest he wins

Hmm… But I already called dibs on taking over the world. Dibs is serious. I have an evil villain laugh and everything.

I mean…open's will's closet door to reveal massive nerf and star wars armory
Consider this a bribe

You don't understand. I worked with a voice coach to get this villain laugh right. Plus I have a complete 147 step plan for success.

Listen, jackrabbit and I have literally been plotting since we were in the womb about this. He's always wanted to have a private marching band. You can't just crush little jackrabbit's dreams now.

I mean you can have a private marching band but I have 4 cults ready to move to Italy with me, plus a small dog. So. You know. I've been told I'm sort of a Neil Patrick Harris type villain. And I'm going to take that as a good thing.

It's a good thing, but again with jackrabbit…just last week he went through Siberia all by himself, the little thing, just to get us on good terms with both the russian and italian mafias. Plus…Robert bought us all matching red pointy sunglasses.