I hate spiders. I really freaking hate spiders.
It’s three AM, I just woke up from not one, but two different spider-related nightmares, and now I can’t sleep. My entire body is itchy, I can barely move, and I’m on the verge of extreme panic… over a non-existent spider.

…I really really freaking hate them with every fiber of my being

aldjfalkdfjalskdfjaldksfj mood

yo hey yall so
i was wearing a bunch of pride shit at the library today and these two dudes called me the f-slur and thats been replaying in my head all day and now im thinking not great things

oh honey i'm so sorry :(
I'd say something, but yk and sparky and pickles already said it perfectly

_{I officially cannot find a single positive aspect of myself. I know there must be something good about me that’s stopped everyone from completely giving up all hope, but no matter how hard I search, I can’t find it…}

Then lemme spell it out for you!
You're positive in the best way possible
You're a good artist and good with music
You're hecking adorable
You're a good friend, to me and others
You have nice hair
You're very thoughtful
You are hilarious sometimes
You're fun
You're dedicated
You're soooo pure and wholesome

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

:)

:D

i'm feeling a lot of bad things rn but they're pushed deep down and on the very surface i'm feeling good bc i'm listening to serpentwithfeet but eventually the Bad is gna start to make itself known and rn i'm feelin ok but i can also feel some kind of vague hysteria coming on so that's not excellent

Sameeee except I'm listening to the music in SweetFrog and popping the strawberry poppers in my mouth

i've tried to do some introspection and put what i'm feeling into a mental version of a facial expression but all i can sense is one of those grins that looks more like you're baring your teeth than smiling and it's. unsettling and i feel vaguely unhinged uhhh

i've tried to do some introspection and put what i'm feeling into a mental version of a facial expression but all i can sense is one of those grins that looks more like you're baring your teeth than smiling and it's. unsettling and i feel vaguely unhinged uhhh

i feel that

I think mine is more like…. A smile that reaches your eyes but if you really look, you see that the person's going to collapse in the next hour

mine has the eyes too wide and i don't like it

<]:/ Cowboy hat
<|:) Wizard hat
(/}):0 hamburger
@-/-:D flower
&:) Pretzel

I wanna frickin hamburger hat. But one that's actually a hamburger and I can take a bite whenever Im hungry

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

I want need the guacamole chip hat from Despicable Me 2

I stamped cups for my uncle's girlfriends new coffee shop and now she and the cups are on tv I'm so proud of my babies

Y E S. G I V E M E T H E C H I P H A T.

I want need the guacamole chip hat from Despicable Me 2

I have now added that to my bucket list.

Not really a vent but yeah…
My dad and I were talking and he was talking about something he wished he could get but if he had the money he would rather buy a car. And basically I was saying how I would never use the amount of money for a house and would never buy a mansion. He told me how maybe I'll have kids and a use of a mansion and how he wants to be a grandfather again.
Hahahahahaha I'm Ace and by blood none of my kids would be mine. I plan on adopting if I even had children.(also I've never dated, asked someone out, or have been asked out) so him saying maybe I'll be married is less and less of a chance.

Nah I don't think so. You seem like a pretty great person with a great personality - someone will find you.

Hey YK!
I have a surprise for you!

is it a kid? Kids make bad surprises

Nope!

Okay good

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

It wasn’t really. I just assumed that someone wearing a hamburger would be slightly concerned. :0

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

It wasn’t really. I just assumed that someone wearing a hamburger would be slightly concerned. :0

Lol I just have my mind always on consuming food, don't mind me.

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

It wasn’t really. I just assumed that someone wearing a hamburger would be slightly concerned. :0

Lol I just have my mind always on consuming food, don't mind me.

mood

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

It wasn’t really. I just assumed that someone wearing a hamburger would be slightly concerned. :0

I wouldn't be concerned I'd be happy

oh wait I totally didn't interpret that as a person with an open mouth to eat the hamburger

It wasn’t really. I just assumed that someone wearing a hamburger would be slightly concerned. :0

I wouldn't be concerned I'd be happy

But it's gonna get your lovely hair all greasy.