forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"emo tingz" - "omg owen show beet root you gotta"
"let's stop with the tattoos and nail polish for today"
"does my hair smell like flowers" - "no…it smells like it normally does"

Scottish Accent AYE YOU BEEN PUTTING VELOCIRAPTORS IN YOUR ICE CUBES LADDY

“Okay so basically those are sopranos” points to soprano section “those are kinda soprano so” points to mezzos “and we…” points to self “are the anti sopranos”

Choir Teacher: WHEEZE

Boi that girl is going full easy breezy beautiful cover girl on that table and she’s gonna set her hair on fire.

“When in doubt…”
“FUCK YOU”
“Yes, when in doubt you should fuck me.”

“Seriously tempted to wear a suit to the dance.”
“Do it you marvelous idiot.”

“Okay guys we have to be serious toda-“
“TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR”
Choir proceeds to sing twinkle twinkle little star in three part harmony while choir teacher stares at us in awe

“When in doubt…”
“FUCK YOU”
“Yes, when in doubt you should fuck me.”

me

Scottish Accent AYE YOU BEEN PUTTING VELOCIRAPTORS IN YOUR ICE CUBES LADDY

This sounds like something I would say. Whoever said this, I love them.

Scottish Accent AYE YOU BEEN PUTTING VELOCIRAPTORS IN YOUR ICE CUBES LADDY

This sounds like something I would say. Whoever said this, I love them.

I was putting ice cubes in my water and my dad asked what’s in them I was like ice what else would be in them and I told my friends and my friend Phoebe said that.

I think I have more. One second

"Fuck you"
"You'd do it"
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"The tenors are untouchable okay"
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"Oh come on, you can sing, every time we Facetime you'll randomly break out in song"
"I randomly break out in rock not song"
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"So we can jam out backstage, right?"
"And hide in the tuba lockers eating candy."

"Why must you stick it's corpse in my face?!"

"Remember, Sopranos love solos, Basses love low notes, Tenors love themselves, and Altos love Basses."

“I can’t inhale pudding through my skin!”

Two gays putside
"Well Fuck a Duck it's cold outside."
"Fuck me to keep warm"
Other things include

"Honey Where's My Anus?"
"The clouds look like crack cocaine today."
"Here comes the goose whisperer." And what I say all the time
"Sup ma homos."

“MATH IS RED”
“ITS BLUE”
“It’s blue”
Continue for 5 minutes

"Technically everyone is allergic to fire"
"Live Action Lolly. A CAPITAL IDEA!"
"People who go SKSKSKS are just speaking a secret snake language."
"The solution? Sky. Puppies."

its blue

IT'S RED!

NO! HISTORY IS RED BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SEE RED AND PLUS BLOOD

MATH IS RED BECAUSE MY EYES ARE RED FROM CRYING SO MUCH! AND ALL THE RED MARKS ON MY PAPERS!

"You look like a preppy satan"

MATH IS RED BECAUSE MY EYES ARE RED FROM CRYING SO MUCH! AND ALL THE RED MARKS ON MY PAPERS!

NO THATS HISTORY

…Let us accept our differences and move on. I love history. Let's just show the world why highschool and college is weird. Like today I heard

"I sexually identify as Not Yours."

…Let us accept our differences and move on. I love history. Let's just show the world why highschool and college is weird. Like today I heard

"I sexually identify as Not Yours."

I'm stealing this, I am officially going to use this as a rejection now.

Yes go for it.

Me, pointing to a friend: Ew
Her, pointing to me: You're gay
Me, bursting out in laughter: I am indeed.
Her: You are indeed.

"Why are you crossing your fingers?"
"I'm hoping a certain pretty girl won't be walking down this hallway."
"…"
"Dammnit there she is"

"This asshole is mute, not deaf. I use my hands to communicate(she uses asl) and I would like to communicate my fist into your nose."