forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Daaayuummm okay go eat Emi

i did i ate two packs of ramen noodles lmaooo

also dealing with my section and the people who hate me in it is incredibly annoying, much more than you'd probably think. _{insolent little asshats those people can die}

You think I hate you? nah I hate them. They're just there for the credit and not for the band and they just laugh at you when you TRY to give them advice on their shitty marching fuck off

anyway sorry high school and middle school things now

Ramen mmmmmmMMM okie we getting off track also those people in your section are assholes ignore them. Back on track now?

yes back on track i just got super angry again >:[

"Fuck shit pussy ass motherfucking damn bitch."

"What begins with a 'p' and rhymes with 'corn'?"
"Uh….." Looks around at the kids and parents nearby
"Popcorn. What were you thinking?!"

P1: What's the difference between combing and brushing anyway?
P2: fully turns around HEY SOMEONE COME EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMBING AND BRUSHING
P3: Brushing is for getting knots out and combing is for styling and stuff
P4 (me): Combing is with a comb and brushing is with a brush
P2: there's the low effort answer I was looking for!

"Noah, come help us fight the hentai demon!"

"hE dID WhAt NoW!"

"NOAH AND ZOE WON'T LET ME IN BETWEEN THE gAY!!!"

"Come hither, my little demon."
someone speaking to me

"I cannot stand chickens. Like at all."
"That is the most random thing I've heard all day, and I've been here all day."

both from people in band as we sat around on the field.

There's also the classic

UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "HOLD"

"And this is why our school hates music kids." - Said while looking at the band kids and the strings kids argue over which instrument group was better.

HEY

HEY

At least the theatre kids keep most of the crazy in the theatre room.

at least we work

wait hold on I take that back

*sweat and not bitch about it

there

UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "HOLD"

"SQUEEZE"

At least we actually get shit done.
Your school may be different but our band sounds like a dead cat stuck in a tuba.

At least we actually get shit done.
Your school may be different but our band sounds like a dead cat stuck in a tuba.

HONEY

WE SET OUR FIRST DRILL FOR OUR FIRST SONG

IN WEEK ONE

DON'T EVEN

also you're in middle school and middle school band sucks the booty hole

UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "HOLD"

"SQUEEZE"

"Backward March!"

"UP!"

"BACK"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START MOVING PROPS!"

We have most of part two done without music and it's week 4

We have most of part two done without music and it's week 4

your band director must be frustrated.

No he's really proud of us. But our drill comes five sets at a time

makes sense then

Wow that sounds amazing, our drill isn't written yet, our director doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "TO BAD SWEET HEART YOU WEREN'T AT BAND CAMP SO GET OUT MY CLASS!" in other words half the band doesn't know how to march…. we love poorly funded band programs with a directer that's a pushover sarcastic thumbs up while smiling with an eye twitch. I have to fit every ones uniforms and hand them out, that's my job, and to make sure everything looks right I usually have them march eight counts forward and back to make sure everything looks good, _{the number of hecking kids who dragged there feet and put there heals down while marching backwards was over half I can't even I literally can not They didn't know how to hold they're instrument at attention so I could check the cuffs, it was bad, this is why our band always get's last place no matter how hard we practice because only half the band shows up and our directer let's the people that don't show up to practice participate in the show and it's just bad.}

Sounds like you guys need another band camp