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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I’d watch any kids movie.

If it’s good? Hooray! Quality, family-friendly entertainment!

If it’s boring? Finally! Nap time!

If it’s bad? Great! I can poke fun of it with my friends and feel better about myself knowing that even I, one of the worst writers in existence, could still create a better movie than a team of “professionals”.

Plus any movie would entertain my baby sister, and that’s always a good thing.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

No, I meant The Adventures Of Clutch Powers, that Lego movie from 2010 that's been practically forgotten about because no one ever really cared

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT!!

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

I love all Lego movies though. Especially the Batman one. My heart explodes with joy over ridiculous kid movies.

I saw Detective Pikachu the day after it came out. Fucking cute as hell guys.

I love the Lego Batman movie, I also collected a ton of the minifigs for it, I'll post a pick of them when I have time lol

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

No, I meant The Adventures Of Clutch Powers, that Lego movie from 2010 that's been practically forgotten about because no one ever really cared

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT!!

NOPE, MY BROTHERS JUST WATCHED IT THE OTHER DAY AND MY SLEEP DEPRIVED SELF STILL LAUGHED AT BONES AND SKELLY

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N E R D S U N I T E

Totally didn't read that as nerd sun ite

NERD SUN ITE!!!!

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So, pride month is hitting my school H A R D and there's this openly pansexual girl, and she was using highlighters to draw different random sexuality flags on people {with permission} and she drew a bi flag and a pan flag on this straight girl and the straight girl was talking about it, and this bi girl comes in and says "If you're straight and have LGBTQ flags on you, that's literally harassment," and the whole class FREAKS out. Long story short, she won't be saying anything silly like that again XD

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THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THEY LITERALLY BEAT HER UP
THEY DIDN'T
THEY JUST SAID SOME WORDS

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Finally.
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BTW

Today is my 6 year high school graduation anniversary.

@croccin-champagne

Well, I'll jump right in then.

Men fucking suck. And of course, despite hating the phrase in it's entirety, I don't mean 'all men'. I mean too many men, obviously.

Why do men suck, you ask?

Well, that's a whole entire rant itself, many rants, in fact, because I'm a salty bitch. But this is more specific. I want to punch this guy in the throat. My grandmother started dating like….last year, maybe? I'm not honestly all that sure, because my concept of time is all screwed, but I know she's had time to go through a couple guys, some lasting longer than others. I don't give a shit rn, so I'm calling him Billy, which is his name.

Billy was a decent dude. He had had problems with drinking, bleeding into his time dating my grandmother, until he was arrested for a DUI. Now, my family liked this guy, thought he was cool, and honestly, I was chill with him too. Of course, for whatever reason, I refused to be in a room alone with him no matter what, but I could've just been paranoid.

Except….maybe I wasn't. They broke up while my family was over, because he had gotten pissed at my dogs, yelled at them, and then turned his yelling on my grandmother. While a good chunk of my family was in the next room, or a this house with thin ass walls. Of course, the marijuana showing up in his system during a drug test didn't help, not because of the marijuana itself, but because of the blatant lying he did, and all the bullshit excuses.

Flash forward a bit, they still talk and are somewhat friends, though he's still weird about the whole thing, trying to get her to date him again and acting like they still are dating. But beyond that, not too much is weird. Right up until he borrows her keys, and then makes copies without her consent. My stepdad had changed her locks right after they broke up, just in case, and then this guy fucking copies her keys, and gets a house like not even a mile away in a spot she has to pass every day to get to and from work. And now, all day while she's at work, he won't text her or anything, but as soon as she steps foot in the door of her home, he's calling.

And that's not even the motherfucking last of it. She doesn't lock her doors all that often, because she lives out on an island where the most popular crime is fucking mail theft. But of course, all this started, so she locks them now.
And one night, she's trying to sleep, and she hears movement on her porch, which is right outside her bedroom window. Things being moved around, movement, the works. They next morning, she checks, and one of her garden gloves is missing. That reeks of a stalker stealing mementos.

Call me fucking paranoid or whatever, but this entire thing reads like the beginning of a news article about a woman found dead in the woods or something. And she still won't call the cops, because she thinks this isn't enough or they won't do anything.

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Honestly, I would do all the crimes to get him away from my family. That shit aint cool.

@croccin-champagne

And it's not right to go behind her back, no matter how bad I want to. Until it's a for sure danger, I just have to sit here and wait. We at least changed her locks just a couple days ago