"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."
About stuffed panda:
"I named it Duck!"
"Like the monkey?"
"What?"
"From the song!"
if you understand either of these, you win
"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."
Yeeeeeessss….. I get that one.
AH
So, you're a fan of Eureka too then?
I started watching it with my family and don't tell but we aren't that far due to my dad's aversion to binge watching
I've seen it all… lol, I won't spoil anything though. Who's your favorite character so far?
FARGOOOOO
(pssssssst other thread for this conversation)
"Yeetus that fetus"
"Abortion is just spawn camping."
fancy french words
Friend: Reading crumpled wrapper "The Shlorps are dead." Uncrumples wrapper "Oh, wait. 'Sculpt your own dreams.' that's much different. I like mine better."
"I always feel really bad about getting water cups then getting soda in them, but the life of crime is a adiccting and I can't stop."
TV (No Good Nick): My first scandal! What would jefferson do?
Me: …probably fuck one of his slaves
"Is that Satan?"
(last day of seventh grade!!!)
"I got the signatures of every one of my sixth grade teachers today."
"Oh cool! Can I see the yearbook?"
"No, no. No, angelina, I got their signatures on my shoe."
I actually did
(Last day of senior year for me! Woohoo!)
(that's suuuuuuuper cool!)
"Someone needs to kiss your cheek, but it's not gonna be me."
"How do you choke on water? Like, I've never choked on water before?"
"LIAR!"
that's what the kids these days call drowning
no like ur just drinking ur water and it goes down the wrong pipe and u start coughing and then everyone looks at you like wtf u idiot but u know they've done it too
"Tomorrow is gonna be a great year!"
"Reading is the listening of the eyes"
"Okay, I know it's tempting, but consider: NUT."
"I'm losing it,"
-said in the most singsongy and not caring voice ever by one of my classmates
whilst watching the opening scene of Mulan
"Mulan: the musical be like 'It's a whole new WALLLLLLLLLLLL' "
"More like Donald Trump: The Musical"
So I said good morning to my teacher in Japanese and he said, "Indiana." so now he calls me that and I have no idea why.
"I'm so not ready for the french final. How many e's does 'créées' have?" (Yes that's an actual french word it means 'created'.
lol I speak french it's weird
So true. Consider "Oiseaux" (pronounced 'Wazo'). It mean birds and it has every vowel in the French Alphabet and none of the letters are pronounced right.