forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

Friend H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Friend: looks over to see them with a pencil in an electrical outlet WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
me: they are dying

cOwOmUwUnism

What a hippocricket

You don't know where America is shut up

"First of all gAy, and second of all, ooh cute!"

(Almost all of my friends suck at geography it's a disgrace)

(I'm so sorry)

"Who was the revolutionary war fought by?"
"The slaves!"
I probably already put this but oh well

cOwOmUwUnism

Do you mind if my friends steal this?
Yes?
Too late

Everybody gangsta until the new kid says "Надакучыла гэтая лайна"

/me no pulse

/me needs mouth to mouth on the lips from (insert specific person)

"purple cat gives disease"
"what disease, i am a disease"
"wHy ArE yOu LyInG??"

"I am above the law"
"I am god, I have no laws"

Eve is the Great Prostitute

"I'm the virgin jerry!"
"don't you mean the virgin marry?"
"Nah"

ranch

que hora estas?

MI PUQUENO PIPI!

"COUSIN PHINNIE AND SISTER JUDITH ARE PATERNAL COUSINS HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM YOU DISGRACE."
"WHAT."
"Cousin Phinnie is in a gay relationship with the Holy Virgin Jerry you dummy!"
(A beautiful inside joke for me and a friend's made up characters)

Nerroth Bladeslayer

My arrows are terrible today!

cOwOmUwUnism

Do you mind if my friends steal this?
Yes?
Too late

Sure we spread cOwOmUwUnism for fun

Ima broken record in your bitch

to the tune of baby shark baby brush do do do do do do

to the tune of status quo (hsm) No no no no! Stick to the communism!

cOwOmUwUnism is tasty

sorry, i had a fungal dwarf in my throat

Kim Kardashian is a vegetable that grows on a tree

"EMBRACE THE CRINGE!"

"You spilled the pickles!"

just saying lost over and over again

"Five! Five! Five!"

"Severance!"

"Are you Creamfrost again?"

"Xanny is Yammy, but ugly."

-inhales jacket scent- is lovesick just getting high off your boyfriends smell?