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Also had spaghetti for lunch today but does that matter no sir

More spaghetti the better as I say

Is…is that a line from a kid's book? I feel like I remember it….

No it's literally just the aesthetic I give off lmao

My friends and I agreed already that my seinor quote would be "The more spaghetti the better, as I always say" and I'm a freshman.

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Y'all know that one Vine with the crying dude trying to put the spaghetti back into his pocket?

Deleted user

Y'all know that one Vine with the crying dude trying to put the spaghetti back into his pocket?

Yes

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All I had to look up was crying guy spaghetti vine and it came up lmaooo

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I put milk before

Alright welp guess we gotta fight to the death

You wanna go bro.

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I put the baguette
in the spagette
cause I am faguette
and France and Itally
declare warette

I hate/love this

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A Haiku, by me
school has made me sad
my eyelids heavier than rocks
i want to sleep now
(may not fit all the syllables but whatever it’s flexible haiku)

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group

Me, the Japanese nerd, here to explain why it is okay for Haikus to be flexible:

  1. Our syllables and Japanese syllables are different
  2. Most Japanese haikus break the rules as well.

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Oh thanks!
i knew modern haiku could break the syllable rule but i didn’t know why

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What does being nice and fucking ravioli have to do with rudeness?

Deleted user

Eris, after the Bee Movie, we need to always be careful with phrasing.

Ya like jazz?

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snorts elegantly into coffee mug

Also Eris, why would you snort coffee? That's gotta hurt.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Eris, after the Bee Movie, we need to always be careful with phrasing.

Ya like jazz?

No joke this was the only non-Elmo movie my grandma had on DVD so I've seen it too many times….

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Eris, after the Bee Movie, we need to always be careful with phrasing.

My sincerest apologies for the verbal blunder. I shall refrain, henceforth, from phrasing my vernacular in a way where my statements could be seen as obscene.
;D

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snorts elegantly into coffee mug

Also Eris, why would you snort coffee? That's gotta hurt.

…….I didn't?
Allow me to rephrase:
Chuckles ironically and with mild amusement as I sip my coffee.

Deleted user

snorts elegantly into coffee mug

Also Eris, why would you snort coffee? That's gotta hurt.

…….I didn't?
Allow me to rephrase:
Chuckles ironically and with mild amusement as I sip my coffee.

I was making a joke bud.