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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Spicy shouldn’t exist in the first place, but it definitely shouldn’t be cold. Mint is wrong and whoever horrible humans decide to add that awful substance to my brownies will lose my trust forever.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Mint is the food equivalent of being left to slowly freeze to death or bleed out after being stabbed repeatedly in the arms with an icicle made of salted lemonade and bees.

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Mint is like the faintest echo of wind off the highest mountain in the sky. (that better? haha)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Mint is like the faintest echo of wind off the highest mountain in the sky. (that better? haha)

The wind from someone screaming after being stabbed with the salted-lemonade-bee-icicle and left to die in the snow

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Tbh I would rather be stabbed in the arms with the salted-lemonade-bee icicle and left to die in the bitter cold than eat a mint, at least with the icicle I could have a funny tombstone or something to make up for the suffering, with mint there's no good side… Your breath smells awful for hours, your taste buds all burn and die, everything stings with the bitter cold, and there's nothing you can do about it except scream silently to yourself as you drown in regret with no sign of forgiveness anywhere, begging for the sweet release of death