I hit my head today (not actually)
I think I have a brain damage
And a brain damage,
And a brain damage,
And a brain damage,
And a brain damage!
Hey! When did you get here?
And who are you anyway?

-_-

very high-pitched voice OMG THERE’S MORE THAN TWO (insert thing)!!

in a a high-ish pitch I FOUND MY BERRIES

"chag"

“What’s worse than death?”
“Being your brother, definitely”

still using silly voice Woh Not my berries

SHE COMIBNG

Squeeze it out like toothepaste boi

“I love playing the Nintendo Spinach!”
“It’s called the Nintendo Sasquatch you dingus”
“No it’s obviously the Nintendo Sploosh cause that’s the sound it makes when you drop it in the ocean”
“Have you even looked at it? It’s the Nintendo Squarish”
“You idiots, it’s clearly the Nintendo Spectroheliograph, get it right”

-offended Nintendo Sandwich noises-

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN POTATO

"Sam will fix it, it's fine."
"Crappy drill? Sam'll fix it. Failing school? Sam'll fix it!"

You’re listening to FML Radio 66.6

"GARGOYLE KING, COME DEVOUR MY ORGANS WITH YOUR SPORK OF DEATH"

Fuccing riverdale amirite?

Speaking of Riverdale, my friend and I have a whole bunch of inside jokes that stemmed from that show:

• Hank Cooper, Betty's cool uncle
• Archie is the black hood confirmed
• Darchie Dandrews
• We're going on a friggin… road trip.

(I swear there's more).

Barium Sea Cucumber

Don’t do Japanese robot drugs

DiVoRcE

idk if i've put this but brogle

Leslie
Glorious
Cofefe

Duck butt
Oreo
Mr. Glasses
It's totally 'legal'

The Palchuk
The Steven
Clod
Nyeh
Sanessssssssss

Only pussies wear helmets in the street

(Inside theater class joke)
“OH YEAH”

Our Lord and saviour, Max Rebo

“Just get a divorce so I can have two Christmases”

Mama UwU

Our Lord and saviour, Max Rebo

Joins cult instantly

"First of all gAy, second of all yAy"