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Oh dear goodness someone get me off the internet

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I was playing one of those games where you name a color, a noun, some adjectives, etc and it puts them into a story, usually resulting in complete and utter nonsense.

Well, my idiot self saw one that was supposed to be a love letter and thought "Hey, you know what would be funny? If I went on the internet, found a list of words that tend to make people uncomfortable, and used those instead of the first things that come to my head! What could possibly go wrong?"

…It's still complete and utter nonsense, but it's the most disgusting sounding nonsense I've ever read:

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 I lay awake all night thinking of you, your Clogged smile, and our Babies in the Sweet Home Alabama. Marvelously, I recall our meeting, how my heart Wrapped with Ointment when I first saw you. How Subsequent you looked in that Pantone 448C Mucus and those two Dripping Fedoras on your Hips! I cherished every moment we were together and was Tasty when our date came to a close. I can't say how Gently I regret spilling Bodily Fluids on your Tongue- you were Moist about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you're Moist. 
You're Crunchy most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Blood, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Sputum. Your lips are like succulent Unborn Children. Your hair is Neon Orange like a Maggot on a summer's day.
I can't wait to Wriggle with you again. Write soon.
Squelchingly,
Your Friend.

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers

That's… a thing…

@ravens

hm

@Knight-Shives

Can I have more help in this
https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-writing/apocalyptic-dystopian-story

@Lady_Loki

May 24, 2019

Hello my friends. I am happy no My twin is back. (Well if we didn't get separated then you would have never lost me in the first place.) Well I am sorry Loki it's not my fault that Odin thought it was a good idea to separate us from one another. (well Odin can never separate us again because if he does then we can turn him into a frog.)

@Musical_Queen

May 27, 2019

Hello my friends. I am happy no My twin is back. (Well if we didn't get separated then you would have never lost me in the first place.) Well I am sorry Loki it's not my fault that Odin thought it was a good idea to separate us from one another. (well Odin can never separate us again because if he does then we can turn him into a frog.)

Do it. Glad you aren't separated anymore. But turn Odin into a frog and then send a pic or it didn't happen. I need to smile today

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

May 27, 2019

Huh. I actually feel good about myself. That’s unusual.

@Musical_Queen

May 27, 2019

Good for you. I wish I could be the same

@Lady_Loki

May 28, 2019

Hello my friends. I am happy no My twin is back. (Well if we didn't get separated then you would have never lost me in the first place.) Well I am sorry Loki it's not my fault that Odin thought it was a good idea to separate us from one another. (well Odin can never separate us again because if he does then we can turn him into a frog.)

Do it. Glad you aren't separated anymore. But turn Odin into a frog and then send a pic or it didn't happen. I need to smile today

Well I would If my twin didn't already turn him into a women once and it was funny. (I did it because he kept on saying that I didn't know how to act like a girl when I turn into a girl. So I turned him into a girl and it was so funny because he didn't know how to act.) That is so true.

@Knight-Shives

Don't destroy someone physically do it with hard backed up evidence and words

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Or just shout "YOUR MOM" at the top of your lungs

@Knight-Shives

I don't think that will help in my case

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Hmm good point

@Knight-Shives

I'll have to paste my response to some hate later

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

A massive owl just flew over my head.

@Althalosian-is-the-father

What kind?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

It was either a barred owl or great grey owl, I didn't get a very good look

@Mojack

People in 2014: Godzilla had too little screentime!
People in 2019: Godzilla has too much screentime!

Me: !?

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers

Mecha Godzilla was the first movie I ever watched. My dad held baby me in the hospital and we watched it on the corner tv while the doctors dealt with my mother.

@Knight-Shives