@Ranbob
what are thoseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what are thoseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wouldn’t you like to know
Weatherboi
insert trombone playing and oven door slamming
oh my god I love that vine
I sneezed on the beet and the beet got sickuh
"Johnny had nineteen bottles of dish soap-"
"Wait, why did Johnny have so many soaps?"
squirting soap on hand "MIN' YER OWN BIZNIZ, DAYVIT!"
"I wanna be a cowboy, baby!"
"girl guess what they got"
"what?"
"Kids are honestly so stupid. Like oh, lemme just run right in the middle of the road. Okay"
car hits something
“Oh nO”
-bursts through the wall-
“oH yEaH”
Well when life gives you lEmOnS duh duh dah duh DAH
"You may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the EYES OF GOD?!"
"420."
"There's somebody in my house."
"No, I'm not."
"What?'
"What?"
chRIs is tHat a wEed? i'm calling tHe polICe-
Is that a police??? I’m calling the weed!!!
420 what ya smokin?
"Do you trust me son?"
"Yeah"
Steps away from ladder as son lets go
"Rule number one: don't trust anybody"
“So when you finish training in America, they give you a trashcan lid?”
“Shut up”
“Are you the only one with the trashcan?”
IT'S WEDNESDAY MA DUDES
Bethany I MADE BISCUITS
(Hey look it’s back.)
IT'S WEDNESDAY MA DUDES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey can I get some ice cream?
Only a spoonful!
holds up a giant spoon
the wontons aren't in this chat @TeamMezzo-Fell-Down-The-Kpop-Hole
gasp the wontons!
Stop doing that, Drew, you look like a nazi!
Back at it again at crispy kreme kicks sign down while doing a backflip
"Chris! Is that a weed?!"
"No it's a crayon–"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE"
"Chris! Is that a weed?!"
"No it's a crayon–"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE"
"Is that a police? IM CALLING THE WEED"
"420 whatcha smokin?"
Put that candy back, I’m not buyin you all that meth
throws candy
Ooh trah me bitch!
Shotgun!
But you had it on the way here- WHOA!
No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. cocks shotgun
Detective this is a crime scene!
What?! Is this the murder weapon?! Get off my dick!
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