Puns are welcome here.

plus, they don't bother me. I am one giant pun…

bot those were my worst ones yet.

I sound like Pippin when angry. I don't think you could top that. I am basically a meme.

I have nothing interesting to me at all. I'm basically nobody.

Except for this!!!!

OMG YES I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!

Me too!

I love this one too.

I love Seagulls STOP it Now!!!

SEAGULLS!!!!

On our vacation on the coast, my grandfather tamed the local seagulls. Our constant visitors were George and Georgina and we hand-fed them. George was very clumsy and Georgina would always stand on her left foot and raise her right foot underneath it.

Lol. That's cool.

Yo

Yyoooo

OH MY GOD HE TAMED SEAGULLS?! THAT’S AWESOME!!!

Idk what happened but I don't feel like reading through it because I'm supposed to be running lines for the musical right now

Lol yeah he did tame seagulls. He did it twice, each time we travelled to the coast he'd just end up taming the wildlife. He's like a 75-year-old male Disney princess

That's great. The closest thing I had to taming a wild animal was a close call with a mother grizzly and her cubs. I got between them when I was trying to take my trash out… I turned around, and big mama was like 8 feet away. I didn't know what was going to happen, so I did the first thing that popped into my head. I jumped on the trashcan, and then the roof, and knocked the trash can over. I spent six hours on the roof waiting for her to leave.

Oh no. Well at least she didn't attack you outright

Yeah. I can run pretty fast, but not enough to outrun a grizzly…

Yeah… grizzlys can run around 30 mph so I honestly don't think anyone could outrun one.

Yep you would be correct. I would be ripped to shreds. The only thing that made me angry was that I was slowly freezing up on my roof, for six hours, while she just walked around my house. My mom was inside taking pictures, and I had left my phone on the counter, thinking I was going to come right back inside. I was stuck.

I would've started yelling or stomping on the roof so my mom knew something was wrong but idk if you can do that on your roof, as mine is kinda "thin"

She knew I was up there because I kind of kicked the trashcan in front of the window, and the bear reared up and tried to get me. I yelled at it, and I heard my mom yell and ask me if I was alright. We really couldn't do anything about the bear because the game wardens don't want to even go near a grizzly with cubs…

Oh dear

Yep. My life is sooooo fun.

I got to stand on the last grizzly bear legally hunted in New Mexico. They turned it into a bearskin rug. The guy who killed it was Waite Philips, a oil businessman and massive landowner in that part of the country. I got to visit his land and take a hiking trip lasting two weeks there.

yay science lecture…