forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

"I'm closeted straight."
"Of course, I'm too f*cking tall to fit in the closet comfortably."

"Honey Where's My Anus?"

"Spaghetti Knives"

"You Are The Birdless Friend"

"Goose Whisperer"

"Yes Daddy,Repent"

"The Gay Side of you would understand."

"Balake the garape needs to get his own fuckin' grapes."

"Live Action Lollies"

"Face Knife, the fearless bird hero!"
"Toenado"
"Huge Metal Fan"
"S P E C I A L"

"It's a HELICOPTER!"
"My spirit animal is a wet sock"
"Cocaine"
"Mr.Krabs, I have Diabetes."
"Technically, everyone is allergic to fire."
"My scientific conclusion is Air Puppies"

"Squirrel!!"

"I've found god, he's in the science room."
"She's 5 feet, 2 Skittles tall. She'll kill you."
"If a chicken nugget falls out of the sky and hits you on the head… you've been chosen."

"SQUIRREL!! MA GET THE SHOTGUN!!"

”Wednesday”

“FIZZI FIZZI FIZZI”

what do you mean? of course (name) committed tax fraud!

When you do taxes, are you a Yoshi or a Kirby?

Notty a botty.

"I killed you for being straight, but I was wrong."

I'm about as straight as a fruit roll up

"Hey this arc is straighter than (insert name of very gay flute senior last year)! Fix it!" -me on almost a daily basis

"Hey this arc is straighter than (insert name of very gay flute senior last year)! Fix it!" -me on almost a daily basis

Oh my god this is every single person in my friend group.

WAIT NO IT WAS THIS DIAG IS AS STRAIGHT AS
IM DUMB

Haaaaay
Haaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

zipper

"I hate you more than myself"

"WHO STUCK A STRAW UP MY TURTLE'S ASS?"

"I will steal your hands."

"You are now the Pennywise while I am the husbando."

“deep inhale Get out of my crib before I break your arms”

"yeetley"
"E"
"yolanda"
"nougat"
"nutrigrain"
"psycadelic psycho wine reaction"
literally only one person on this entire website will understand this

i got most of those (i may be a little late on that but yup i got it)

on a scale of 1 to 10 can i get a 360 tuck

"HOLY SPOONS!!"

"All the freshmen suck this year"
"Yeah."
"All of them either think they're bi, or they're homophobic"

"All the freshmen suck this year"
"Yeah."
"All of them either think they're bi, or they're homophobic"

(that reminds me of a meme: "All the cute guys are either taken or gay" "I'M RIGHT HERE!!")

"I'll drink to that." *Clinks empty glass*