So one time me and some of my church were on a rivertrip. Me and my friends stayed in a tent. They all went to sleep except me and my best friend who stayed up until like 3 with me. We tried waking up another one of my friends, heres some of the things she said while we were trying to wake her up.
Us- "Dude, wake up."
Her- "I AM!"
Us- "No your not"
Her- "Shut your face hole"
Swats and my face
"Fly! Die! Die! Die!"
Her- "I swear on my life i'm awake guys"
Us- "Whats 2 times 2"
Her- "Um.. Like 7"
Her- "Guys, i'm awake"
Us- 'No"
Her- slaps my other friend across the face
The whole time we were trying to convince her that she wasn't awake. In the morning we asked her if she remembered this, she said no xD
@Celestial-B that's beautiful XD
this episode of doctor who is so frikin weird
Recently=Jensen: Ay Connor draw a right triangle
Me, doped up on pain meds and sleep deprivation: I am a right triangle ! (I say as I lift my arms up to make a triangle)
And you didn't even make a right triangle
Also this forum was supposed to be dead why did you revive it
You've done
Me wrong
For a long
Long time
But after all
You've done
I never changed
My mind
Honey please
Try to love me
Honey please
Honey try
My love will never die
Flowers
Flowers grow
Where I'm laid
To rest
Honey pick
A blossom
And hold it
Hold it
To your breast
Honey you know
That's my love
Bursting loud
From inside
My love
Oh my love my love
Will never die
welp muh joke just died lol
Let me add to the list real quick
My friend just went "I want to punch her directly in the nostrils" and they meant to say nose and I just died laughing on the floor oml
you are the specific reason why I can't have nice things
Guys the "Up shut your fuck" has evolved lol
"Fuck up your shut"
"Your up shut fuck"
and some others
the possibilities are endless
and "FORM VOLTRON" when we were all energetic zombies
basically the three of us don't know how to be normal human beings
I just went through this discussion and had to hold my breath to keep myself from laughing like a maniac
