forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@InstaOnly

"I didn't lose it. I just hid it so well I hid it from myself."

@Euric_Knight

"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"

I absolutely love this

That's a quote from me, earlier today actually. I couldn't find my parents because they were buying food and I had a churro.

@houdini

Student: "Oh look, I'm the perfect height!"
class turns to look at student—she's sitting on a seven foot tall cupboard, touching the ceiling with her head
Teacher: "I SAID NOOO NOT ALL THE WAY UP THERE!!"
Student: Aw, but the smaller shelf isn't as fun to sit on :("
Teacher: "It's probably really dusty up there anyways."
Student: "Nah, it's not that dusty—okaaay, maybe it's a little dusty."
she gets down and sits on the smaller, five foot tall shelf
Teacher: "Thank you."
Student: "Your welcome, Mrs. [Insert Teacher's Name Here]."

I, too, am sitting on that smaller shelf at this very moment. That same student ten minutes ago said:
"You're in a really dance-y mood today," as our teacher danced to the CNN10 theme song.

@ravens

I, too, am sitting on that smaller shelf at this very moment. That same student ten minutes ago said:
"You're in a really dance-y mood today," as our teacher danced to the CNN10 theme song.

i love that

@gracehustle

"I like it brown"
-my friend at lunch (She said it really derpily and it was hilarious)

"That cheese is almost a year expired!"
"It'S NoT!"
-conversation at lunch between my friends

"You make all situations uncomfortable"
-also my friend, to a mutually disliked person in the school

@InstaOnly

"Why are we talking about death again?… Oh, right, the Ferris wheel is on fire."

@houdini

friend: you know that winnie the pooh meme?
me: i am familiar with the dan howell, yes
friend:
friend:
friend: touché

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"No, Noah, I will not shoot you, nor will anyone in here, no matter how much they might want to and how mch you ask!" -My language arts teacher to me

@ravens

"No, Noah, I will not shoot you, nor will anyone in here, no matter how much they might want to and how mch you ask!" -My language arts teacher to me

oof

@Pickles group

"No, Noah, I will not shoot you, nor will anyone in here, no matter how much they might want to and how mch you ask!" -My language arts teacher to me

oof

right here we have the difference between gen z and…. everyone else

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"I am the real estate wizard!"
"You are under my mind control, now go lick his eyeball."
"It was boo who licked you eyeball, not Oliver"

  • 1st one was my brother, others were me

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I'd like to remind you that this thread is for people who are in High school or college, and have overheard conversations in their schools.

@CharBar

Well it's not really said but our school made a cult for our algebra teacher. (i kinda think it went too far tho)

@houdini

Well it's not really said but our school made a cult for our algebra teacher. (i kinda think it went too far tho)

yo, people at my school created a cult for our english teacher. the compass cult dedicated to the holy compass thigh tattoo that he supposedly has.