"Stop loving men that will never love you or acknowledge you!"
"They love all of their fans! They acknowledges us all!"
A third person pops into the conversation "Heyyyy, ItS nOt CaLlEd 'My chemical romance' FoR nOtHiNg!"
The first two just stare at the third person blankly
yes
"Stop loving men that will never love you or acknowledge you!"
"They love all of their fans! They acknowledges us all!"
A third person pops into the conversation "Heyyyy, ItS nOt CaLlEd 'My chemical romance' FoR nOtHiNg!"
The first two just stare at the third person blanklyyes
me
Listen Kathryn, I dont have the time or energy for your stupid questions of life love and suffering. If I wanna write about death and suffering, then Im just gonna write about your class and turn in
no toi
Calk
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"Leedle leedle lee here comes the tree."
"We get it, you're tall."
"The only person allowed to eat me is God."
"What?"
"Yeah. That was what the sermon was about. You gotta obey God. Even if he wants to eat you."
"I thought you would say the only person allowed to eat you is Senpai."
"What? No, that's cannibalism!"
Talking about spam calls.
"YOU GOT TO PAY YOUR TAXES (my name), OR YOU'RE GONNA GET A WARRANT TO GET ARRESTED BY THE IRS!"
(What makes this better is this was yelled, and we were right next to the principal.)
"THE ANIME GODS DO NOT APPROVE."
"Blooming ever sweet, the evil flower weeps."
"I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A PICKAXE!!" Starts sobbing
"squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
~deer from japan
(Really Graye? Really??)
(first, my name is Graye. second- absolutely.)
(Boi, Graye, doesn't matter, point is WHY WON'T YOU STOP THIS INSANITY?!?!?!)
Josh: hey uh i leaked the new album
tyler: awh fucc, i can't believe u dun this
Whispering "Snowballs" whenever you pass someone.
itS JuSt a BiT wEiRd rOgEr
" 'scuse me, can i have one caffeen plz?"
“I know you don’t like cows, BUT-”
“Grown women would kill for that hair!”
“BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER”
Infomercial.
"DAN.COM"
I am like a corgi puppy who just ran through a sprinkler, damp but satisfied.
"….WE'RE IN THE GODDAMN TATER TOT LINE."
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"Son-"
"DON'T CALL ME SON!"
"Don't pull a Chris."
"WOOD!"
"Are we going to get a LOOP?"
"Was your answer five?"
points at any number
"Yes."
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"HEY WALMART SHOPPERS"
"Voodoo"
"Shelving"
In a stupidly deep voice: Sales pitch
"We're the Walki-pods/The WOW Girls/The Jolly Lifers"
Lady in Pink playing from Sherlock
Isn't that song about the Queen?
sammyclassicsonicfan used to live in my friends neighborhood and no one knew
we are shook and about seven people had mental breakdowns last week when we figured it out
"Is anybody in this class okay?"
sammyclassicsonicfan used to live in my friends neighborhood and no one knew
we are shook and about seven people had mental breakdowns last week when we figured it out
lol.
"Barney is my dad, fight me besh."
Five other people just sit there in silence after hearing that.
"….So are you saying your dad is some crackhead purple dinosaur that scares children and adults?"