Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

standing in a circle swaying side to side while one person spins in the middle and chanting yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw

excuse me that this is literally my highschool wtf

@PuffPoff

Hold on I gotta get my steps in
Yeets Fitbit down the steps

@ravens

Hold on I gotta get my steps in
Yeets Fitbit down the steps

mood

AbbyAlways

Birds chirp outside
"Oh my god I haven't seen a bird in like five years." -Happened five minutes ago. This is suburban New England. Birds are everywhere.

Teacher: "You need to beat the mouse in this game!" Referring to computer mouse
This dude: "Mouses are only pregnant for like, nine to twelve days." -Happened 30 seconds ago.

@ravens

"stop making a larger molehill out of a smaller molehill"

@InstaOnly

Kid: Runs up to me while I'm getting stuff for Spanish Oh hey! You're dead (pause) inside!
Me: Wha-
Kid: Runs off
Me: ??? Left in confusion

@ravens

"give me the summer sausage, thot"
"bitch no it's mine"

AbbyAlways

"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"

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"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"

Oh my gosh I'm left handed and I literally died at this.

@houdini

"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"

Oh my gosh I'm left handed and I literally died at this.

_{_{_{_{"why am i left handed?" "everyone makes mistakes."}}}}

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March 25, 2019

Noah
8:42 PM (14 minutes ago)
to Ary

MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP…

Ary Baby
8:44 PM (12 minutes ago)
to me

Imagine gee crawling around your floor at 3:27am singing the jaws theme song

Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:44 PM (12 minutes ago)
to Ary

good gods.

Ary Baby
8:45 PM (10 minutes ago)
Lol Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:47 PM (8 minutes ago)
thats scary

Ary Baby
8:49 PM (6 minutes ago)
It's not scary I'd just poke him with a stick and be like do music Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:50 PM (6 minutes ago)
dies

Ary Baby
8:52 PM (3 minutes ago)
I might get a cactus and name it gerard so I can tell at gerard about breaking up the band then sob violently for him to get mcr back together Sent from my iPho

Noah
8:53 PM (2 minutes ago)
is pinterest giving you ideas again?

Ary Baby
8:55 PM (0 minutes ago)
to me

Dude I've been practically resiting posts since gerard crawling on your floor I was waiting for you to notice

Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:56 PM (0 minutes ago)
to Ary

yeah ik.

(a conversation between me and my gf)

@InstaOnly

March 25, 2019

"I'm going to karate chop this door!…WITH MY FOOT!" This is then followed by a loud thud from the other side of a locked door and an 'OW!'… They try several more times. -Something that happened inbetween classes

"I swear if it becomes friends to lovers I'm going to yeet this chair to Paris and knock them off the Eiffel Tower."
_{Context: This is from a conversation about a girl&boy roadtrip novel someone I know is reading. It was leaning towards the idea of the friend suddenly being in love out of nowhere halfway through a vacation trip.}

@Kanaroli

Background Info:I was listening to 'Little Clown' and forgot the volume was on full…
Friend:looks at me, concerned
MSTeacher:Abigail what are you listening to?
Me:Little Clown?
MSTeacher:That's gotta be some alien music
Kid in the back:Nah she's just Homestuck trash
Me:regretting life choices

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"The bees fucked the flowers."

"You've yee'd your last haw. Bitch."

"I'm like a pyramid, I'm a bottom without a top."

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"I thought that Llama was a goose" "that's a deer"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Wolf is creeping behind door
Cinderella: This is why people make pedo jokes about you….

Gazelle

"My brother has £2000"
"Only 2000?"
"He's 4"
"Yeah, only 2000??"

seriously what

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"Life is just a stilled google maps picture."

@Pickles

cuts a piece and proceeds to start stabbing it "1, 2, 3…"
"What?… How many times are you going to stab it? Why?….."
"7……22" waves knife around "Et tu, Brute? Then fall CAESAR" lifts knife dramatically in the air to stab cake one last time
Well, I enjoyed it, but apparently everyone else just wanted cake…

@InstaOnly

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

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"It looks like we're running a meth lab." -My brother to me 5 minutes ago

@Pickles

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

I've tried that before. Do not recommend.

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

I've tried that before. Do not recommend.

I think I know what happened to the milk…

Spoiler - click to show.

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