forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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To your parents but not to you

I wish Hogwarts was real

But you'll be in Slytherin and everyone will hate you
I wish Camp Half-Blood was real.

But you can't go in because you're a mortal
I wish the world is less depressing

It will look depressing to you but it wouldn't change in reality
I wish the OASIS was real

But you never had the tech to go there
I wish I could star in a movie

But you would be the character had everyone hates
I want the factions from Divergent to be real _{Does that make sense?}

But only in the future
I wish I have better cloths

You do, but they only fit your cat

I wish I had Corel Painter or Photoshop

But everyone dislikes your creations.
I wish I was at Disneyland

Where everything is covered in blood
I wish I have less stupid homework

But you are more stupid
I wish I could be in LOTR

But you die 2 minutes in.
I wish I could sing any song.

And sound like a crow dying
I wish there are more Oreo flavours

But you are somehow allergic to all oreos
I wish it would snow

So much that it buries everything
I wish my room can be a bit neater

But every few seconds a sibling messes it up
I wish I could go to Harkins Theaters

And die there
I wish homework does not exist

It doesn't, instead you have to stay in school all pancaking day to make up for it

I wish I could play the piano

So badly that everyone begs you to stop
I wish I don't get writer's block

You write terribly instead
I wish I knew how basic human anatomy worked so I could accurately doodle people instead of making them look like blobs

But you couldn't colour to save your life
I could get more followers

But they're all robots
I wish my tablet pen would be magically fixed

Your pen is fixed, but your tablet is now broken beyond repair.
I wish I got paid more at my job.

But it's all coupons you'll definitely never need
I wish I can come up with good, non-dark ideas

But everyone hates them
I wish I could be smarter.

But only in one subject

I wish I could change the world for the better

But only in your dreams
I wish I could do a backflip

But you land on your face.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of anime.

But it’s all badly written girly animes (Glitter Force, for example)

I wish my computer was fixed