forum Tell me the weirdest dreams you've ever had!

Started December 19, 2018 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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Basically, the first one was what would happen in my future. I woke up home alone and went about my normal business, making breakfast and starting a fire. But, when I went to go check on my mother, she was lying in her bed, dead. Ellie, our dog, was whining and licking her arm, but she was gone. I broke down and started crying as I phoned my dad with the news. He came rushing home from his hike. My brother was nowhere to be found. I was just left there, cradling her bald head in my arms and sobbing. I could hear my dad calling the coroner from the kitchen.

I was abruptly woken up by my brother arriving home late. My next dream was utter hell after the first one.

I came to school, as usual. But my absuer was there. He was supposed to have graduated last year but he was back and looking to talk to me. But, since I physically changed quite a bit from when he last saw me, he didn't recignize me until someone called me by my birth name. That's when all hell broke loose. He grabbed my phone away from me and started yelling. Screaming at me. He grabbed me and I fought back, but to no avail. He launched me over a few desks and pinned me against the wall. No matter how hard I kicked and screeched and called for help in a room full of people, no aid came to me. I bit him and took a chunk of flesh with me when he started to rip my clothes off. He got so angry at that that he grabbed me by my hair and slammed my head on the corner of a bookshelf.

And that's when I woke up to my cat pawing at my face because I'm pretty sure I was whimpering and it concerned my little furry friend.

I haven't had a dream in such a long tiiimmmeee
just nightmares

Disturbing crap. ^^

Hell yeah it was

Goodness gracious that dream is more intense then camping.

I find camping quite relaxing actually but hell yes it was

I watched an anthropomorphic copy of American Idiot by Green Day bully a fat Korean lady at a train station.

Odd.

I had a dream last night where I was having a conversation with a talking cockroach. Idek anymore.

Not my dream but my friend had this dream where her choir performed bust down thotiana for a competition.

I find camping quite relaxing actually but hell yes it was

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Intense. In-tents. Camping is in-tents.

I find camping quite relaxing actually but hell yes it was

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Intense. In-tents. Camping is in-tents.

bangs my head against the wall in realization

😂

I had this dream last night that started out weird, got really terrifying, then ended weirdly. and I had all of it typed out in great detail before I accidentally hit back and lost everything RIP

Anyways, it started out with me being a teacher for a grade 1 or 2 class (can't remember which, but either way I was in charge of a bunch of very young children). My classroom was actually in the place where I currently work, which is at a vet clinic. Instead of having desks all the kids sat at treatment tables (at my work we only have 2 in the treatment area, but in my dream the room was longer so that it could accommodate more treatment tables) and my desk was at the dental table.

In the dream, the lesson I was teaching involved me giving each student a beta fish. I was just about to give the first kid their fish when things got really terrifying. Basically a gunman had entered the school. There was no announcement or anything saying that we had to go on lockdown or anything, it was like everyone just suddenly knew that this was happening and that we had to deal with it. So we were all hiding under desks treatment tables when the gunman walked into the class. He was wearing a suit, dark sunglasses, and had this really creepy smile (Now that I look back on it, he looked a lot like the hearse driver from Burnt Offerings).

And then things got really weird from here on out. I was freaking out, because there's a gunman in the class and rather than just opening fire he says he has a list of pre-selected people that he wants to kill in this class specifically. I had no idea if I was on the list or not, but then I had this thought where I was like "Don't worry, you always survive things like this." Kind of a weird thought to have, but it was actually a reference to another very similar dream that I had (I may have even posted it in this thread. I'll look for it later. Edit: found it). So for some reason, that was enough to calm me down.

But then the gunman calls out the name of the first kid on his hit list and I felt like I had to do something to stop it because I was supposed to be the person in charge of the class and it would be my fault if I let this guy kill any of the students. So I'm freaking out, trying to find a way to stop this guy when I have this other super weird thought: "No one will die if you wake up right now." And idk how I was able to do it, but I somehow managed to force myself awake.

I know that lucid dreaming is a thing, but I've never experienced it or even tried to teach myself how to do it. I also don't usually remember my thoughts in dreams, so it was kinda weird that I did in this one. Also, I need to stop having dreams about school shootings. I don't know why that's happening, but that shit really needs to stop.

TLDR; Had a dream that referenced a previous dream that I had. Then proceeded to stop a school shooting by just waking up.

You did good.

I did that once! There was a volcano eruption while everyone was on the playground and I thought "wait I can save everyone if I wake up" so I threw myself off the play structure I was on (I think we were playing groundies) and I woke up

My dream from yesterday:

I went to a pet shelter and got kisses from floofy rabbits, tackled by kittens, and then my jeans were eaten by lil baby goats.

My dream from today:

I was eating an entire rotisserie chicken for some unknown reason, you know, a completely normal thing humans do. As I continued eating, it started to taste… weird, so I cut into the center and realized:

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

(Spoiler added because blood)

…So now I’m wondering what the heck is wrong with my brain.

But if you eat the demon, you get demon powers! The blood-spewing is an added bonus!

This was a longass dream because I didn't want to wake up from it but here it is.

I was travelling around. I knew no one. I was trying to find myself. Then I pull in to an odd inn to stay the night. Park my car, grab my bags, the walk inside. I am the greeted by an odd collection of peoppe who bring me to the King, who for some reason is at this inn. He looks me over and invites me to be a part of his Royal Guard. I accepted and one huge training montage later, I am an effective assassin loyal to the King. Everything is going well until some day the King's drink is poisoned and the entire Royal Guard takes off after the culprits. We catch some but not all of the members of that planned assassination. The King died. Not knowing what to do with ourselves, the remaining former members of the Royal Guard move out of the palace as the estate there goes to political shit. We flee the country. I finally have to say goodbye to the 3 other members of my team, hoping they live long and peaceful lives without me. I somehow end up on a farm where I practiced magic to fix their broken shit and they offered me a place to stay.

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

It truly is….

Gotta love the truly incredible things our brains come up with after staring at your eyelids and hallucinating for hours

oof

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

It truly is….

it's free real estate

contributing to this because i'm sleepy yet bored.

oKay. So this is a long one and is one of the scariest dreams I've had as an adult.
My dream started with me going to class one day. I walked downstairs to discover they were building a pool? It was massive and there was even like a little cavern you could swim into that was somehow connected to the ocean. I hung out for a while and came across a group of students that were doing some sort of experiment. They were in nice white lab coats and everything.
"We're trying to adapt a human to breathe underwater." one of them explained. "We'll supply him with air and food, but only once every hour."
lmao good luck with that, dummy I thought to myself. I came back after a couple days or so and was shocked when they excitedly told me that they actually made progress. I had caught them right in the middle of feeding the poor guy still fully submerged in water. There was something off though. He didn't exactly look…human anymore. He was moderately deformed. His eyes were just these big, swollen orbs and his jaw was kinda stuck hanging open making a perfect oval shape. His limbs were shorter too. At this point I started to get that conscious feeling that this 'dream' is about to get ugly FAST. Jump to next week and i was there when i didn't want to be. I was now the person who had to check on this freak of nature poor thing. Now it looked like a mixture of cute and scary. Its limbs were just nubs. Its eyes and mouth have shrunk yet still retained the shape of just simple circles. If the texture of it's now purple skin weren't so detailed, this wouldn't have felt all to bad. Felt kinda sad though when small children and pretty much everyone who saw it, saw it as a pool toy. Next day or whatever and the whole floor had Goodwill's, cool surfer dude shops coming out of the walls. They had mass produced the poor 'guy' and children had stupidly left a bunch of boxes of them flopping around outside of the pool. I went to Goodwill and the dream ended.

I have more bizarre dreams if y'all wanna hear more. I love writing about this kind of stuff :)

Sure why not?

Just gonna plop this here because it’s too early to get up and too late to get back to sleep…

So my dream started out great, I was at a massive outdoor party with my friends, there was music, lots of food, bright lights, all that good stuff. We were all having a wonderful time until it started pouring down rain, and we had to pack up early. Since I couldn’t help much, my best friend’s mom decided to take me home instead, and on the way, we had to stop at a craft store for some reason. The place was mostly empty, and since it was so dark and rainy outside it almost had a creepy feel to it, but we kept shopping. We picked up some fabric, paints, and a few other items, and then my best friend’s mom had to use the restroom, so I was left alone with the cart.
This group of three tall, 20-something-year-old guys then approached me, and started asking me questions, first normal stuff like where to find the wood crafts section, but then they kept trying to talk to me…
I was completely creeped out and kept trying to unsuspiciously walk/run away, but they kept following me. Once my friend’s mom came back they left, but it seemed so weird…
After a bit more shopping and driving, I was finally back home. The rain had stopped but it was still extremely late at night, so everything was pitch black.
I went to help my sister put the chickens and goats back in the barn before bed, and while she was locking the gate, I noticed a shadowy figure standing out in the field. He started walking straight towards me, then running. I told my sister to go get help, but she wasn’t quite fast enough…
Turns out, the shadowy figure was one of the guys from the craft store, he had tracked down where I live and was trying to kidnap me for who knows what reason. I kept trying to run since I knew I couldn’t fight him, but he was way too quick.
Next thing I knew, he had completely caught up to me, snuck right behind me and my hiding space, and knocked me unconscious with a baseball bat.
…And that’s where I woke up.

I had a scary dream where people kept touching me and it hurt and I just freaked out and had a meltdown and then woke up. Idk it makes no sense but whatever

I had a dream where I was late to my choir concert and just stood awkwardly in the corner. And then this really short girl had a solo, and she was singing all quiet, but then this other girl yanked the mic out of the short girl's hand and started singing opera. It was great.

(This is kinda long, but I found it hugely entertaining when I woke up so I thought I'd share it XD)
I was at a library, and this really obnoxious guy a bit older than me shows up and somehow we start talking. He was obsessed with philosophy and was going non-stop about how smart and wise the ancient philosophers were. He was also an arrogant misogynist and was convinced I was helplessly uneducated because I was a woman. He offered me this book about Socrates and so I started to flip through it while he was talking because I was actually kind of interested in the topic, just not in the dude presenting it. I flipped open on a paragraph reading: "It is strongly suspected that the many pages of poems and prose Socrates wrote in this year were intended for Asdfg Hjkl (I don't remember his name lol), his good friend and lover at the time." Ah, so Socrates was gay in this world. Okie dokie. I tuned back in to the guy talking, just in time to hear him ask me: "Why, for example, I supposed you've never even heard of Asdfg Hjkl, Socrates's colleague and fellow Great Mind?" And he was so deliberate about stating their relationship as purely professional that I just kinda slow-danced my eyes up to his, raised one eyebrow the barest amount necessary to convey my dry amusement without wasting energy on this twerp, and said, "They were gay."
He withered. After a few minutes he tried to start back up again, but the game was over. I'd read the real history books, not the ones written by old white dudes who didn't even know who Socrates was (but they knew they didn't like gays so nobody was allowed to be gay and smart at the same time.) He knew now that I was of a superior education to him, and no more needed to be said. In three words, I destroyed him. And then I stood up, thanked him for the book, and left.