forum Things You Want MORE Of In Books

Started January 21, 2019 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Weird…

vampires that love being immortal

An 80s-themed vampire would be hilarious.

Imagine 1920s vampires!
Those outfits would be amazing!

Celtic war tribe vampires
ancient Egyptian vampires
Japanese Samurai vampires

Seriously…lets stop romanticizing the fucking Victorian Era.

Elizabethan vampires with those stupid frilly collars
60s vampires with long hair and floral shirts
Pirate vampires

FERAL VAMPIRES

Vampires that don't look like teenage boys

All of these!!!!
Plus a vampire who was turned as an 80 year old man and isn’t getting any younger, so he’s just stuck as an old man. Forever.

That would be such a mood. I wanna read it

Vampires that don't look like teenage boys

Or sparkle

Vampires that don't look like teenage boys

Or sparkle

Or watch you in your sleep

or are completely controlling oppressive assholes with zero personality

Or are creepy stalkers

or are abusive bastards portrayed as hot #goals boyfriends

Yeah just no vampires like shovelface (that’s what we call him)

Yeah just no vampires like shovelface (that’s what we call him)

Now I'm curious as to how you guys changed Edward Cullen to Shovelface, it sounds amazing!

I sense a story

Yeet.

Or this:
Boyfriend: I don't like him
Girlfriend: well I do
GF&New Guy: hang out
BF: nearly kills NG several times on fits of anger
NG: betrays GF
BF: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST HIM SEE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Later
BF: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT IF ONLY I'D KILLED HIM!
BF: ignores everyone and runs away

One thing I'd really love more of? Myopic characters. As in, GlAsSeS. And not just on the token nerdy dude™

And "popular" characters but they aren't afraid of wearing their glasses

It's glasses talk on the opposite chat as well.

So it is!

Those people that don't know when it's inappropriate to make jokes and make jokes all the gosh darn time even during serious events
So I know that it can seem rude (like if they're making a joke about a terrorist attack or something) but there are those people out there and I love them so much and it's possible to make it obvious that they aren't cruel just clueless

You talking about characters? I mean I agree but…

Yes characters I need more

Oh! I see.

I mean I have many MCs who use humor as a coping mechanism

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I may or may not share this trait