forum Rykah and Will(because I can't think of a better title)
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Everyone nodded in varying degrees of excitement. Anna sparked up the conversation, asking what kind of dog they should get.

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"Maybe a cute fluffy one?" said Rykah, adding his two cents to the mix.

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“I vote for a big one!” Jesse said.
“I like the idea of cute and fluffy.” Finn said quietly.
“What about a golden retriever?” Anna suggested.

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(My best friend is the most idiotic idiot to ever idiot I swear to god)
“So, tomorrow, we get a golden retriever.” Will said, to get everything clear. When everyone nodded, he smiled, and said, “Finally we get a pet!”

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(They drank a smoothie, then texted a nurse’s daughter that their lips were tingly and their throat was sore, and then five minutes later texted me that their stomach hurt. And then were like, “I might be allergic” and I’m over here like you freaking idiot.)
Mom suddenly came through the door. “Evening.” She grabbed a slice of pizza and leaned against Jesse’s chair.
“Mom, we’re getting a golden retriever.” Anna said.
“Oh, good!”

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"you really don't get phased by anything" commented Rykah politely, watching her.

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“Anna once brought home a flamingo. Anything is better than the flamingo.” Anna blushed, and everyone at the table laughed.

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“Listen, to be fair, Jack lit the kitchen on fire, and Will has lead from a pencil stuck in his hand, so…. who should we really be laughing at?” Anna argued.
“I lit the kitchen on fire as an experiment!” Jack said.
“And you were the one who put the lead in my hand.” Will added.
(Both of those are true stories. My brother is an idiot, and I’m oblivious to what’s going on around me.)

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(XD)
Rykah gaped at all of them. "I'm kinda glad I never had siblings!" he said, "The amount of trouble you guys get into?"

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“Did they tell you that not only did Anna jump off the roof, but Jack dropped a bowling ball on his foot because he was curious about what a broken bone felt like?”
“I was four!”

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“Because I was four and curious.” Jack said. “At least I never climbed a locker and had it fall on me, like your boyfriend did.” Will turned bright red.

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(Is most of this stuff that actually happened? or stuff that definitely could've?)

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(Everything but the flamingo is true, and the fire story was a little exaggerated, although my brother really did light it on fire once. We out it out before it got too serious. My family is a bunch of incredibly smart idiots. As in my brother did drop a bowling ball on his foot, and the other one did have a locker fall on him)
“Someone put my backpack on top of it! I had to get it, didn’t I?!” Will said. “One time Jack jumped off a swing and pretended to be dead to see how much it would scare us.”

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Rykah put his head on the table, "You're all idiots…" he said, through fits of laughter.
(OMG LMAO XD)

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Finally Rykah calmed down, getting up to grab a drink from laughing so hard.