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Started February 15, 2019 by @LadyCiel

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OTP intensifies

…Mood (only with a different OTP that's not real) _{(Not that I don't ship #Althastrife though)}

I'm going to be extremely, brutally honest here:

There is not a single person that I hate. Not on Notebook, not on Earth, not on Mars, none.

There are no real people that I know personally that I hate, but:

WHO'S DISRESPECTING DA UMBRIDGE????

You like Umbridge? HOW?! She punished students by making them write with a quill that carved into their hand and wrote with their blood! She tried to used the Cruciatus Curse on Harry (for non-HP fans that curse tortures people and is one of the unforgivable curses)! The way she humiliated Trelawney and tried to make her homeless! She sent innocent muggle-borns to Azkaban (a horrible prison with dementors who suck all the happiness out of you) for no reason other than their parentage! There are so many more reasons to hate her. How can anyone possibly like her???????

Why is umbridge on my chat.

Hisses and pulls out bug spray
GETITIOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

aggressively smacks pink toad DIE DEVIL WOMAN

Umbridge's 3 Rules:

1. No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around.
2. No boys. Unless they're super cute.
3. No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

I'm going to be extremely, brutally honest here:

There is not a single person that I hate. Not on Notebook, not on Earth, not on Mars, none.

There are no real people that I know personally that I hate, but:

WHO'S DISRESPECTING DA UMBRIDGE????

You like Umbridge? HOW?! She punished students by making them write with a quill that carved into their hand and wrote with their blood! She tried to used the Cruciatus Curse on Harry (for non-HP fans that curse tortures people and is one of the unforgivable curses)! The way she humiliated Trelawney and tried to make her homeless! She sent innocent muggle-borns to Azkaban (a horrible prison with dementors who suck all the happiness out of you) for no reason other than their parentage! There are so many more reasons to hate her. How can anyone possibly like her???????

It's a quote from A Very Potter Sequel

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

I'm going to be extremely, brutally honest here:

There is not a single person that I hate. Not on Notebook, not on Earth, not on Mars, none.

There are no real people that I know personally that I hate, but:

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THE TWO WORST HUMANS ON EARTH!!!!! Draws flaming sword so she can murder them

Yay! Can I help you kill them! And while we’re at it, kill Caligula for killing _____!

Why is umbridge on my chat.

Hisses and pulls out bug spray
GETITIOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

aggressively smacks pink toad DIE DEVIL WOMAN

Umbridge's 3 Rules:

1. No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around.
2. No boys. Unless they're super cute.
3. No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

OMG YESSSSSS

"Dumbledore why you such a bad boyfriend?"
"If I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'll RIP your perky li'l boobs off!"

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Why is umbridge on my chat.

Hisses and pulls out bug spray
GETITIOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

aggressively smacks pink toad DIE DEVIL WOMAN

Umbridge's 3 Rules:

1. No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around.
2. No boys. Unless they're super cute.
3. No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

OMG YESSSSSS

"Dumbledore why you such a bad boyfriend?"
"If I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'll RIP your perky li'l boobs off!"

I know it's not Umbridge but
"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HEEEEEEEEERE??"

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

I've done greater works of evil over breakfast.

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

What's so bad about fangirls?
LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Yes.

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Yes.

_{Is Dom/Eris going to become the Mattory of Notebook.ai?}

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

What's so bad about fangirls?
LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Swears in Japanese.

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

What's so bad about fangirls?
LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Swears in Japanese.

^ As a member of the GCSP (Good Christian Server Police), I approve of this response.

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Yes.

_{Is Dom/Eris going to become the Mattory of Notebook.ai?}

_{I hope not. They made a lot of sense. We don't. Plus, we couldn't do a halfway decent couple name.}

I'm going to be extremely, brutally honest here:

There is not a single person that I hate. Not on Notebook, not on Earth, not on Mars, none.

There are no real people that I know personally that I hate, but:

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THE TWO WORST HUMANS ON EARTH!!!!! Draws flaming sword so she can murder them

Yay! Can I help you kill them! And while we’re at it, kill Caligula for killing _____!

Spoiler - click to show.

I laughed when Octavian died. It was one of my favorite scenes of the book. His death was so funny and he deserved it so much!

CALIGULA MUST DIE!!!!! HE WILL DIE IN TATAR SAUCE!!!!!!

Why is umbridge on my chat.

Hisses and pulls out bug spray
GETITIOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

aggressively smacks pink toad DIE DEVIL WOMAN

Umbridge's 3 Rules:

1. No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around.
2. No boys. Unless they're super cute.
3. No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

OMG YESSSSSS

"Dumbledore why you such a bad boyfriend?"
"If I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'll RIP your perky li'l boobs off!"

I know it's not Umbridge but
"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HEEEEEEEEERE??"

"That's absuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd."

Why is umbridge on my chat.

Hisses and pulls out bug spray
GETITIOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

aggressively smacks pink toad DIE DEVIL WOMAN

Umbridge's 3 Rules:

1. No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around.
2. No boys. Unless they're super cute.
3. No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

OMG YESSSSSS

"Dumbledore why you such a bad boyfriend?"
"If I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'll RIP your perky li'l boobs off!"

I know it's not Umbridge but
"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HEEEEEEEEERE??"

"That's absuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd."

I am confused and slightly scared… I'm just going to go back to listening to Welcome To NightVale

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Yes.

_{Is Dom/Eris going to become the Mattory of Notebook.ai?}

_{I hope not. They made a lot of sense. We don't. Plus, we couldn't do a halfway decent couple name.}

the heartbreak begins.
YOUR NAME IS THE ONE THATS ALL COMPLICATED

His name is Dom?

Sorry! Last joke I promise.

It's fine as long as it doesn't bug Eris.

………………………………………………………..CUTE

I'm unbothered by it. XD

I am more than willing to play a joke for all it's worth.

Did we just give permission for a girl to become…..a……. fangirl?
(horror music)

Yes.

_{Is Dom/Eris going to become the Mattory of Notebook.ai?}

_{I hope not. They made a lot of sense. We don't. Plus, we couldn't do a halfway decent couple name.}

the heartbreak begins.
YOUR NAME IS THE ONE THATS ALL COMPLICATED

No! Whatever shall we do!

Plus, we couldn't do a halfway decent couple name.

…
Great, now I'm imagining what the possible ship names would be

Althastrife
Deris
Godlian
Eric

…You're right, these are slightly terrible

I am genuinely laughing.

What's Dom short for??

Dominic

dies of laughter

Our ship names are the worst! LOL.

Dominis

Like the old Latin for "master"