forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me: "I can't tell if the burning is my burning hatred for all of you or my sore throat."

Kid: Are you okay?
Other kid: Gives a thumbs-up I'm doing awful, thanks.

Kid: Be the gay best friend! Pretend to be me!

(Copy/pasted straight from the Venting Space chat)

Oh boy… I have never been closer to a heart attack in my life… So, it’s been discovered recently that my mom can view my internet activity from her phone, which is okay because I don’t usually do anything bad or suspicious but… I’m currently writing this really long rant about how I’m not as good of a human as people think (don’t ask) and I’ve mentioned a few things I wouldn’t want her to hear about regarding how much I’ve learned from this site, but I took a break to go eat breakfast and my mom stopped me, looked me dead in the eyes, said something along the lines of “I know you’re just a kid, and you probably don’t understand but…”

I could feel my heart stop for a moment as she paused, looked at her phone, and then told me

“But Korean actors are really cute”

I don’t remember the exact conversation because it was just so long, but for more than 3/4 of the art class, some girl behind me rambled on about her opinion about games such as Fortnite, PUBG, and ROBLOX. I left for a bit but came back and in the time I was gone they were talking about countries. I’m not sure who was actually listening. Then it became about religion and that’s when it started to get weird.

“This is how revolutions start,” a friend next to me said

"Okay, this cough has been going on for longer than a month."
Coughing fit
"You okay?"
"At this point, I think I need a rabbi."

-"I'm naming my hamster Crack. Now Meth will have a friend."
-"Hey (name), if you're looking for (Science Teacher), she's in (History Teacher)'s room and they're dancing together."
-"Did you know (Science Teacher) is a certified balloon artist?"
"Yeah, I bet she joined the circus."

• "(English Teacher) told me to tie my shoes, but pretty soon young people will be running the world and we can kill the old fool off."

Walks into English classroom with giant steps while swinging her arms like crazy "Oh boy! Time to learn more about drugs and solitary confinement!" Sits down at someone else's seat

holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

"i forgot mY COFFEE IN THE CLASSROOM"
-Me today

it's the juiciest pickle i've ever seen!!!
IT'S BURNT

holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

…
Honey, where are my…
PaAaAaAaNtSsSS???!*1?1!

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

…
Honey, where are my…
PaAaAaAaNtSsSS???!*1?1!

thank you ella

"the slick road"
that one kid who finds everything funny hysterical laughing
everyone else ………..
that one kid who finds everything funny cough

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Did you punch him? Threaten to, at least?

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Fuck him, don’t sell your soul to social media, probably like that asshole.

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Did you punch him? Threaten to, at least?

No, but now I know how incredibly unintelligent he is.

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Fuck him, don’t sell your soul to social media, probably like that asshole.

XD don't worry, I won't

"You can do the macarena to any song if you dance hard enough."

"That straw was being gay"

"That line isn't straight."
"It's straighter than I am."

"Okay but here me out: don't start a fire in the chem lab."

"If I don't return your oil pastel, you have my legal permission to kill me."
"Well you don't need my legal permission to kill me. Just kill me."
A chorus of "mood and same and me"

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

"How was your day?"
"No."
(honestly such a mood)

Kid 1: Do y'all want to play cards?
Kid 2: Sure. Do you have a deck?
Kid 1: No, but Wry does.
Me: …
Me: Do you just assume I always have cards on hand?
Me: Because if you did
Me: pulls a deck out of my pocket You'd be right.

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

I actually did get to roast marshmallows on a Bunsen burner last year. We made s'mores with them.

(I saw a sixth grader lying on the floor once muttering this)
"My science teacher plays fortnight, I have an F in gym, and the cafeteria has no chicken nuggets. My life is an illusion with no real sense or end."
Then his friend threw a grape at him

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

I actually did get to roast marshmallows on a Bunsen burner last year. We made s'mores with them.

We made smores with a blowtorch a bunch of times last year because we had extra marshmallows from Fall Fest