I’m best friends with Lucifer’s half-human kid
(Do you mean me or Lilith???)
I mean Jack
(Luci doesn't even have a son?!)
Where are you coming from because my best friend is the nephilm (half-human, half-angel) named Jack and he is Lucifer’s biological son
(Lucifer isn't a human and he's not an angel. He's a fallen angel, and the king of Hell, who has no sons. But you are correct, Luci is married to a human man.)
(I dont deal with a lot of ghosts, but I do have an Italian God following me…)
(Interesting!)
(Yeah, I have Cel, the god of.death.)
I’ve met God. He goes by Chuck
What God? Your going to have to be more specific.
(Cel! What have I told you about going on my laptop?)
Not to do it…
(And what did you do?)
…Sorry! I met the Christian God. He goes by Chuck. He’s kinda arrogant
(I had no clue god went by "Chuck" But yeah, he's dumb. He needs to stop drinking so much beer.)
(I dont deal with a lot of ghosts, but I do have an Italian God following me…)
(Interesting!)
(Yeah, I have Cel, the god of.death.)
I’ve met God. He goes by Chuck
What God? Your going to have to be more specific.
(Cel! What have I told you about going on my laptop?)
Not to do it…
(And what did you do?)
…Sorry! I met the Christian God. He goes by Chuck. He’s kinda arrogant
(I had no clue god went by "Chuck" But yeah, he's dumb. He needs to stop drinking so much beer.)
Yeah, he, like almost everyone in my life, is a drunk
So we talk about ghosts that just follow us around on here?
(Pretty much, anything supernatural!)
My mum is forcing me to go to church
There's always the escape with claiming to be listening to religious songs but they're actually just all the songs by P!ATD with semi-religious titles
She made me take off my headphones
She made me take off my headphones
Said “No headphones allowed in church”
Not cool
(Hmm)
(What the heck is happening in my forum? [Also is feeling very lonely. DON'T TELL MARCUS!!])
(Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
(nnbfgthjhggfnxdvyjruykt yknnnnnngggggggg…..!)
(HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
REALLY!!!!???? (Did I forget to mention he's been staring at the computer waiting for you to come back?)
I have sprits that treat me like I'm their kid
REALLY!!!!???? (Did I forget to mention he's been staring at the computer waiting for you to come back?)
(Crap. … Yes Marcus. I've been extremely lonely and sad. Why does it matter to you though? It's not like we got along…)
(I swear, the tension between you! I could cut it with a butter knife!)
(It's… complicated…)
REALLY!!!!???? (Did I forget to mention he's been staring at the computer waiting for you to come back?)
(Crap. … Yes Marcus. I've been extremely lonely and sad. Why does it matter to you though? It's not like we got along…)
I got along with you just fiiiine. Raises eyebrows seductively. (Ewwwwwww….take him back!!!)
(Marcus, just go make out with your new girlfriend Lucille. And no, I'm not taking that asshole back, no matter how much I miss the company. Flips Marcus off )
(This has been quite strange to stalk…)
(Marcus, just go make out with your new girlfriend Lucille. And no, I'm not taking that asshole back, no matter how much I miss the company. Flips Marcus off )
She's not my girlfriend, she was…uhh….yeah, I got nothing…
(This has been quite strange to stalk…)
(I just want to personally apologize.)
(This has been quite strange to stalk…)
(I just want to personally apologize.)
(It's fine, it's funny)
(Marcus, just go make out with your new girlfriend Lucille. And no, I'm not taking that asshole back, no matter how much I miss the company. Flips Marcus off )
She's not my girlfriend, she was…uhh….yeah, I got nothing…
(Exactly you jerk! Don't you ever come back again! I don't need you to mess with me like that again…)
(Marcus, just go make out with your new girlfriend Lucille. And no, I'm not taking that asshole back, no matter how much I miss the company. Flips Marcus off )
She's not my girlfriend, she was…uhh….yeah, I got nothing…
(Exactly you jerk! Don't you ever come back again! I don't need you to mess with me like that again…)
In my defense, I thought she was dead! Like, dead dead! I was in shock! Pleassssse, sweetums, you know you love me!!!!
(Screaming SWEETUMS!?!! EXCUSE YOU, YOU TWO TIMER!! I'M NO-ONE'S "SWEETUMS" AND NEVER WILL BE!)
(Screaming SWEETUMS!?!! EXCUSE YOU, YOU TWO TIMER!! I'M NO-ONE'S "SWEETUMS" AND NEVER WILL BE!)
YOU KEPT SAYING YOU WEREN'T MY GIRLFRIEND, I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN OVER YOU!!!