forum The tired, gay, sad, and confused chat

Started December 04, 2018 by @basil_

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Sad and tired. Like usual, but it doesn't matter. How are you?

I'm alright I guess.
Teaching my boyfriend how to swordfight with Eastern swords.

That sounds really fun! I wish I knew how to swordfight in general

Mm.
How kinesthetically adept are you?

so-so

Ah. OK
Sword-fighting sounds cool but rarely has any real applications honestly.

oh, well, could I get an ok workout from it? I do roller derby already, but only twice a week

my cousin collects weapons and we bought him a katana he could actually use for christmas

Mm. I do strongman (nit officially), and (also not officially) ice-skating.
I used to officially do martial arts.

my cousin collects weapons and we bought him a katana he could actually use for christmas

What length? Design? Thousand-fold or not?
Handle length?
Stainless steel?

Me too on the martial arts. Tae-kwon-doe to be specific. I also ski(not officially) and have occasional workout sessions with my friend

Mm. I do workout sessions all the time!
I did boxing, and karate, and wrestling.
I'm also a naturally gifted streetfighter. I've actually invented (or atarted to) my own martial art if you'd like to see a beginner technique I made for it.

ok, sounds cool!

Mm. Hold on while I find it.

okie

So…

1. This is a technique I use a lot because some of the idiots I fight think the stupid one-two punch thingy works… Basically you intercept both of their fists as they punch and then bring them and snag them in the crook of your elbow. Then you twist your body around so they can't kick in your knees while their arms are trapped and you elbow them in their elbows to fuck up their joints. Next you suddenly release their mangled arms before twisting around in a brawler stance and sending a punch into their face. Drops them like a stone

I'm going to copy this onto a google doc, if that's ok

Yeah.
That description is really shitty honestly. It goes better when you actually see it.

Oh shit there's a new person augh
Hi there! Sorry I was a bit late to the introductions.
Sup I'm Lee, the anti-villain of this site.

Go ahead though.

Oh shit there's a new person augh
Hi there! Sorry I was a bit late to the introductions.
Sup I'm Lee, the anti-villain of this site.

No lEE YOU ARE TSUNDERE KONEKO BEAN!!!

thanks, I'm sure I'll figure it out

I'm going TO SCREAM

Why?

what's wrong?

I'm going TO SCREAM

me too!
I am also going to bang my head into the wall until I pass out so that I dont have to listen to my grandmother TALK ANYMORE.

What's up Nore?

My laptop is giving me infuriating issues again

oof I can relate

Ah dammit again? At least the charger is fine, right?