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jumps off a counter I'M GAY
jumps off a counter I'M GAY
Zack, STAHP U GONNA GET IN tRoUbLe
Zack, STAHP U GONNA GET IN tRoUbLe
ZACK STAHP
aDaM!!!
blows vape
Wow.
slides down a ramp
Good evening
Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Oh sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy mmmblocking out the haters
They got helmets on their heads, but I got a watermelon instead!
“Son ofva bitch Sammy”
“That’s gonna give you lung cancer Dean”
“You’re moms gonna give me lung cancer”
“We have the same mom and she’s dead Deeean”
Shut up your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos!
YOU FUCKIN' TAKE THAT BACK
“Has this bank ever been robbed?”
“Not that I know of.”
BAGEL BOYS WITH CREAM CHEESE
Here's my impression of Shakira washing her hands with hot water
AAAaAaaAa
“A potato flew around my room before you came excuse”
“AAAAaaAaAAAAAaaaaAaAaaA!”
Hey welcome back IM STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE
FUCK YEAH FRIDAY!!!!
“Guys, this is my jam. This is my- turn that song off. This is my jam guys”
It's a avocado…..thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
I'M 16 AND MY GRANDMOTHER
“Can you read this out loud to the class?”
“No I can not.”
“Waddup my name is Jared, I’m nineteen, and I never fucking learned how to read.”
"A potato flew around my-"
"Bitch I'd eat that fuckin' potato"
"BITCH YOU EAT EVERYTHING"
"When you come in here, you are 12"
"moM I AM 18–"
smack
"would you like a kids menu?"
"…yes I do"
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Hits head
"Remember, nobody can hate you more than you already hate yourself"
cries
"People say i need to go to college to do what I love"
"I dont need no degree to be a clothing hanger!"
ANYONE CAN COOK
Insert rat and screeming
We all gonna die, you either kill yourself or get killed
what chu gonna do?
"Why is everyone afraid of love?"
"LOVE!"
Screams
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