forum Bandits Don't Cry (gritty dystopian fantasy rp with a dash of comedy-O/O-Closed, stalkers welcome)
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"Thanks." Taran accepted the bottle from him and tucked it into her jacket pocket. "Yeah, I am. The Fighter's Tournament." She snorted. "Which is honestly such a dumb name. The person who named it probably had about three brain cells, like most fighters I know - knew." She shook her head. "They can be such idiots, but that's okay. I've fought in it for about three years, until this happened, and I had to retire for a bit." She motioned to her arm.

@PrettyLittlePyro

"They provide lots of resources to the winner, which could be helpful for the bandit groups. If the fighter works alone, they get enough resources for themselves for a year, but if they work with a group, their entire group gets enough resources to last them a year. There's food, money, land plots, and stuff like that."

@PrettyLittlePyro

"I mean, it's run by the World Trade Organization, and they give the winners all of their extra stuff." Taran shrugged. "There isn't really a catch, except that you have to be prepared to get hurt or die."

@PrettyLittlePyro

"I got fourth place," Taran said ruefully. "I almost won, and then this happened." She motioned to her arm. "I got overconfident and cocky. I shouldn't have."

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

"Happens to the best of us," Brandon said with a shrug. "How do you think I got fired from three separate hospitals before I ended up here? At least you're young enough to get a chance to try again. I'm pretty much stuck here until I drop dead."

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

"Well for one thing, there are fewer and fewer hospitals running these days." Brandon settled back in his chair darkly, his expression turning sour again. "But much more importantly, I can't leave this place. You might think being a bandit doctor is a sought-after position, but I got news for you: It's not. The day they caught me on their turf a few years ago is the day they told me they'd cut my legs off if I ever tried to escape."
"We wouldn't do that anymore," Shiv protested half-heartedly. "You're not a prisoner, you're part of the tribe now!"
"Tell that to your chief," Brandon replied dryly. "The old cat knows how rare and valuable I am. No way would he ever give me a chance to get out of here."

@PrettyLittlePyro

Taran snorted. "Even if you could leave, would you want to? I'm sure you've started to like all these uncouth, idiotic bandits, right?" She gave the doctor a half grin.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Brandon grimaced. "No. I do not like them, they're frustrating and rude and psycho and one of these days they're going to make me lose my marbles for good."
Shiv scowled. "What about me 'n Ango? And Axer and Yeller and the other scavengers? I thought you liked us."
Brandon folded his arms and leaned back belligerently. "You have a certain moronic charm sometimes, but it's not enough to make me want to stay."
Shiv's expression turned crafty. "Then….what about the chief himself? You guys sure spend a lot of time hanging out togeth–"
Brandon straightened up so fast he almost fell out of his chair. "That's got nothing to do with anything," he barked. "Just because he's devilishly handsome for an old geezer, that doesn't mean a single thing. Get back to work." He pointed at Taran, somewhat red in the face. "You. You heard nothing. I don't want you to jump to any crazy conclusions based on completely unproven rumors. There is absolutely no truth behind them. Got it?"

(Introducing the most gloriously complicated relationship in any of my stories, universally known as Two Lonely Seniors in Constant Denial T.T )

@PrettyLittlePyro

(XD that is amazing and I love it already.)

Taran glanced at Shiv, biting back a laugh. From his red face and quick denial, she knew that there was something more than what was being said. She bit her bottom lip hard, determined not to smile. "Of course," she managed to squeeze out. "I would never think anything about what I have just heard." She almost choked while she said that, but managed to keep a straight face.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

(ahaha same tho, such a fun pair to write XD)
"You're a lying troublemaker, just like the rest," Brandon muttered darkly. "But good job. I'll hold you to that. And there is no need to go ask Boar-back for his opinion on that particular piece of gossip, clear? He's very busy keeping this madhouse afloat, and shouldn't be bothered with trivial nonsense."

@PrettyLittlePyro

(I can imagine! They are awesome.)

"Hmm. Okay, whatever you say." Taran sent him a bright, winning smile. "I wouldn't dare go against the doctor's orders, even if they have nothing to do with health."

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

(Thanks lol)
"That's very wise. You'll live a long, happy life if you always listen to your doctor." Brandon huffed and turned around to face his desk, pointedly picking up a battered journal and pencil. "Welp, if you have any more questions, ask away. Otherwise, you're free to go and enjoy the rest of your evening doing…..whatever it is you bandits like to do in your free time."
(I actually have to go for the night, sorry I didn't quite catch ya)

@PrettyLittlePyro

"I wouldn't know what bandits do in their free time," Taran said with a barely concealed smile. She had heard all about the strict, mean doctor, and here he was, and he was no more than a guy who refused to show his affection, but had a soft spot for them. "As I'm not technically one myself. I'm just a fighter and a mechanic."

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Brandon made some cramped, brisk notes in his journal. "Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out. You could always go get to know the camp dogs, I guess, so they don't try to eat you later. Ask for Danthony, that kid's a wizard with them. No idea how he does it. Anyway, have fun."

@PrettyLittlePyro

"Will do." Taran gave him a mock salute and stood. She sent a glance to Shiv. "Are you coming?" She wasn't sure what to do next. Work on her arm? Try to shove some food down her gullet? Play with the dogs? She wasn't sure.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Shiv glanced at Brandon, then back to Taran. "I'd better stay here an' help out," she said apologetically. "I'll see you at lunch though? It won't be long until the food's ready. Muddybones said you might sit with us at our cooking fire today?"

@PrettyLittlePyro

"Yeah, sure," Taran said. "How will I know when the food is ready, though?" She smiled slightly, in a self-deprecating way. "I'm kinda deaf when I'm working, and I want to finish my useless lump of metal before we leave."

@PrettyLittlePyro

"Thanks. Good luck with cleaning." Taran waved, and stood, opening the door and leaving the hut. She chewed her lip. How should she design her arm? She should have a gun, like Ango suggested. What else? A tiny blade, maybe a few tools…

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

The camp was quiet at this time of day. Most of the bandits were either lounging about in groups, doing simple chores, or trying to catch up on sleep after the night's raid. Boar-back himself was sitting outside his small cabin in a patch of sunlight, calmly reading a book and occasionally glancing up so sweep his eyes over his camp. He caught Taran's eye as she walked past and nodded in her direction, then returned to his reading.

@PrettyLittlePyro

Taran sent him a mock two-fingered salute. A big part of her was tempted to go over to him and ask about his relationship with the doctor. Just from his actions, Taran was pretty sure there was some sort of love… or something… she shook her head. She probably shouldn't…

@PrettyLittlePyro

"Actually, he was nice to me." Taran shrugged, looking bored, although inside she was giggling. So she was right. "It's probably because I'm not one of those 'good-for-nothing' bandits who don't know how to do anything." She shrugged, acting casual. "Although, he didn't say that you were part of that group."

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Boar-back's mouth twitched ever-so-slightly in amusement. "Oh, he probably just forgot to mention me. In his eyes, I'm pretty incorrigible. I'm glad to hear he was polite to you, though–I always trust his judgement when it comes to new recruits. Seems like letting you join was a good idea."

@PrettyLittlePyro

"Actually, he said he didn't want to bother you with petty matters," Taran said smoothly. She was having a hard time keeping a straight face, and keeping the twinkle out of her eye was almost impossible.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

"How uncharacteristically thoughtful of him," Boar-back remarked, his face still innocently blank. "But I'd be a terrible leader if I didn't give my followers the attention they deserve. Next time you see him, tell him he can bother me whenever he wants, yeah?"