These are honestly hilarious to read. So post as many as you can think of!
Some that I have
"How sweet, sacrificing yourself for her. When did you get a heart?"
"You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the presidents of the idiot club."
"Tell me darling, do I scare you?"
"Oh! So i'm stupid and insane now!"
"I thought you were going to slap me with that pancake…"
"Bananas have absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars!"
"No, you can't have the purple chimichanga. We have a quest to finish."
"Oh, really? I never realized you actually knew who I was. You know, with the whole stalker fiasco and everything."
"Just because I'm pretty, doesn't mean I can't scare the hell out of someone!"
"Did you just call me an obsolete jellyfish?"
"Why don't we just, you know, go get tacos and talk about how you just murdered someone in cold blood like rational adults?"
"This is a nice change of scenery." "It's a prison cell!" "I was being sarcastic!!"
"Hold on, you died." "Yeah, well it didn't stick."
"Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you, or shove you off of a bridge." "Can I pick?"