forum When You Ignore Jesus Memes For Dank Memes

Started November 11, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Connie used "Psy"! +15 on agility and dodging!

Emi Huffed and Fact-Checked! Dodging doesn’t exist!

Ability: Smarty-Pants! Was activated! Connie’s stats were reversed!

is extremely triggered ITS NOT POKEMONNNNN and I’m tried do YEET SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Connie used "Write in"! Special item: "Duel daggers" was spawned! +40 dmg to the opponent!

Emi Huffed and used Fact-Check! Daggers don’t exist! Wait— neither do forks!

Ability Activated: Smarty-Pants! Connie’s stats returned to normal, as well as he health and her daggers disappeared, as well as Emi’s damage!

Connie used, "Disgruntled smack"! +10 dmg to opponent, -5 of Connie's HP.

Emi used Squeak! Connie took -10 Defense!

Connie used "Gryphon Defense"! +70 Defense!

Emi Huffed and used Fact-Check! Gryphons don’t exist!

Ability Activated: Smarty-Pants! Connie’s stats return to normal.

Connie fled!

Emi won! Emi used Pure-Spite! She gained 1,829,914 XP leveled up to Level 57!

This went from Jesus memes to Notebook D&D and I can't say I'm disappointed.

xD
but she kept destroying all my things.. that wasnt fun….. ;~;

Because they don’t exist in anything

Plus I’m Satan, I’m overpowered.

…but…. i was trying to be original…. have original attacks…. ;~;

.p.

……………………………………………why are you my friend again…….uuuuuuugh imma go

also i wish you to know like…. im sleep deprived and all but that whole thing almost made my crybaby ass cry that wasnt funny i was trying to hard to be even and have fun….

Many people don’t realize this, but Jesus was super sassy

Emi won! Emi used Pure-Spite! She gained 1,829,914 XP leveled up to Level 57!

lol 😂

…Wow