forum the uwu chat.....

Started April 16, 2020 by @Knick

tune

Iwt iws a twuth univewsawwy acknowwedged thawt a singwe man in possession of a good fowtune must be in wawnt of a wife.

Tuwu be ow nowt tuwu be, thawt iws the qwestion.

JYNNIE I HATE YOU

Fucking muwdew me fow my witewawy cwimes uwu
I wanna die aftew wwiting those abominations.

Dwag me intwo the backyawd awnd shoot me wike owd yewwew

I'm weady. I cwave the sweet wewease of death, awnd the embwace of dawkness, my wongtime bedfewwow.

Weww den jynnie
dat got dawk fast

Wow Jwn cwuwlm dowuwn

Weww den jynnie
dat got dawk fast

Kwill me uwu
I'm weady!!
My eyeses awre buwning weading dis!

Owo
syenpai pwese murdew me wiff ur big, buwging AK-47

Owo
syenpai pwese murdew me wiff ur big, buwging AK-47

Owo yes shwoot me pwease!!!

Nwo wewu luwv uwu

This chat is a war cwime OWO

Weww, wooks wike i’ve committed my fiwst waw cwime by making thiws chat!

_{Ow iws iwt even my fiwst waw cwime….uwu}

Jwoining dis chat isn't my fiwst waw cwime
(mwaybe)
Bwut definitewwy not my fiwst nowmaw cwime

Jwynnie what did we sway about pawenthesis

Just wanted to say

Scruwu youwu

Jynnie how dawe uwu nowt invwite mwe tuwu thiws chattie wattie

I want to shuwut myself

Shuwut me fiwst uwu
Sowwy Emi mothew, I wanted to towtuwe Pickwles fiwst

I wove thiws chat, juwst found iwt awnd iwt iws so cuwsed but awso so fitting fow me.

hewwo-
why the hecc iws thiws so cuwsed???

duwu i wegwet my decision tuwu join thiws thwead? yes, but am i awso weawwy bowed? yes. so hewe we gow.

i juwst hope i won't wegwet thiws too much in the futuwe aha-

oh my god i juwst weawised someone twanswated the entiwe decwawation of independence intwo uwu wanguage