forum So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

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Vos: gags in the distance
Bastian: bitch I took ur…how do I say this without tainting people…I fucked u first, where's my kiss
me: distant cackling

Axtin: hAAA hums and kisses Matt back to make Bastian jealous
Also Axtin (to Matt): I could say the same to you, gorgeous.~

Bastian: okay you know what this calls for a temporary poly
Vos: were you not poly before?
Bastian: no I'm just indecisive
Vos: right yes I forget that humans and former humans are usually more pair-oriented

Axtin: since I've been intimate with both of you at least once, i'm totally down for that

Matt: "Oh that was jus' wonderful ther' purdy ass." he groped Axtin's ass before turning to Bastian. "Don' worray yer sexy head. I'd nevah ferget ya Bassy. Wan' some lovin' too huh?" he turned to mash his lips against Bastian's.
Me: Jesus Matt, have some decency.
Mary-Ann: "Grey, is this what the birds and bees looks like?" she tilted her head in confusion
Grey: "Uh…… nononono I said cover your eyes!" she pressed her hands against Mary-Ann's eyes.

Axtin: Please, you haven't seen nothing yet! He gives Matt a pat on the backside as he watches the other two make out
Also Axtin: Plus I think I'd be more like a wasp than a bee lmao

Me: Okay, Axtin I stg I'm so done- sees the aggressive kissing session what the actual f-
Axtin: dAMMIT I'VE BEEN CAUGHT
Me: were I writing this, I totally would have made you say "this thot's been caught"
Axtin: omfg I'm making that my catchphrase

me: oh my fucking god I'm stealing that
Bastian: gives a thumbs up before going back to groping Matt while making out with him
Vos: why am I the only one without a ship
me: I'm trying to find you one, don't worry bud. you're just a very hard character to find a boyfriend for
Vos: *pouting why does no one love me

Me: nO THAT'S MY IDEA DANG IT
Axtin: attempts to kiss both Axtin and Matt at once
Malachi: runs in I love you grandpa!
Me: MALACHI, YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING. Also he meant romantic love.
Malachi: oh.

Vos: it's okay, grandpa appreciates it
me: I've got you in like two romance rps. granted they are moving at -50000 mph but you're still out there
Vos: why is it so difficult to get a boyfriend? I don't even want to rule the world with them, I just want back rubs and cuddles and muder
me: Vos buddy what did we say about murder
Bastian in the background: still violently making out with Matt

Matt: being intwined with both Bastian and Axtin "I'm totally down fer a rodeo wit ya two" he winked at them and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively
Me: Oh my god Matt you're literally what Iris said.
Grey: rushing Mary-Ann out of the room "Go play with Kais, yeah? Off you go now. Have fun."
Atticus: hiding his face behind his hands, pretending to not know Matt

me: good god there's so much of this cowboy shit goin on
Vos: please for the love of all that is holy don't ship me with a cowboy
me: don't worry buddy you're safe
Bastian: oh hellllll yeahhhhh

Axtin: mmm hmm. You know it, baby. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: Okay, we're leaving for real, I'm tired as hell
Axtin: wHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE
Me: come on or I'll write you dying in front of Bastian
Axtin: o shit, ok, ok
Malachi: Good night Grandpa Vos!

me: good god there's so much of this cowboy shit goin on
Vos: please for the love of all that is holy don't ship me with a cowboy
me: don't worry buddy you're safe
Bastian: oh hellllll yeahhhhh

Me: makes a cowboy to ship with Vos Ok ok no just kidding

me: what the fuck happened here

Axtin: NOOOO NOW JESNES COULD HAVE BROUGHT JAMES BACK, I NEED TO LOVE HIM
Me: that death scene sounds pretty good now, does it not?
Axtin: groans in sadness

me: idfk bro
Vos: I want love and they're indirectly making fun of me by making out *points at Bastian, Matt, and Axtin
me: yeah but anyways imma use the sleep now lol

Matt: "What? Nawt willin to share there Bassy?" he teased him.
Me: Matt for the love of Jesus himself, you don't need another god-damn ship.
Atticus: can't even look at anyone anymore as he's dying from second-hand embarrassment from Matt

Axtin: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: but seriously i'm going to bed now
Axtin: goodbye my loves (╥_╥)

me: okay nvm got a few
Bastian: aw yissss
Vos: I will not fuck a cyborg cowboy, thank you. I am demi and that is a fact
me: you're technically demi-omnisexual
Vos: yes I may be into everything but that does not mean I'm desperate to fuck anything

Matt: super impressed with Vos "Now how in tha hell could ya tell I'mma cyborg, glorious king."
Me: I'm also impressed with that Vos. Very observant of you.
Atticus: curling up into a ball and hiding under a table

Vos: because I'm a demon king who specializes in electricity. I can disrupt the electric frequencies in your entire body if I want
me: what did we say about accidentally threatening people
Vos: I'll stop being intimidating if you find me some tall dark and brooding guy to date
me: I'll make an oddly specific rp for you tomorrow you big baby

Kain: strutting in wearing a full on dress suit and cane "Well well well, looks like there's a party here. I'm disappointed, Red. How come I wasn't invited, hmm?"
Me: You can't threaten me, I created you. Why are you even here?
Kain: "Oh you know me, I hear the word murder and I simply must come running. Can you blame me? I just get all warm and tingly inside just by the thought of their faces… Mmm, delicious…"
Atticus: runs out of the room in fear and takes Grey with him
Matt: "WELL IT TOOK YA A WHILE TAH SHOW UP YA PSYCHOPATH!"
Me: You can't be here though. I technically haven't even used you in a roleplay cuz you'd end up killing everyone in some way or another.

Axtin: NOOOO NOW JESNES COULD HAVE BROUGHT JAMES BACK, I NEED TO LOVE HIM
Me: that death scene sounds pretty good now, does it not?
Axtin: groans in sadness

James: I'm here what
Me: ???

Misty: I don't even need to use my telepathy to want to gouge my eyes out. Ever heard the phrase get a room?
Charlie: watches Matt with an interested look in their face You remind me of my mom. Except she's not so public about her "after work habits" because she's secretary of state so she can't be but yeah she acts exactly like you…

Vos: raises hands in the air murder buddies!
me: Vos please
Vos: leave me alone you cut me off from all my canon murder buddies
Bastian: you are so weird, even for a demon king

Alexios: what is wrong with these authors?

me: well I had to save Vos from all his murder buddies so
Vos: you didn't save me, you just made me miserable
me: I was saving you

Alexois: my author tends to be delusional thinking hes saving me